Talk About Trying Too Hard To Gain Street Cred

16 Comments on Talk About Trying Too Hard To Gain Street Cred

1. Street cred?

   Ask her, the Santana version or Tito Puente?

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2. One thing I know about poor people, those who have really lived in poverty and are doing okay, do not like to talk about growing up in poverty.

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3. Her next tweet was about hailing an Uber Low Rider and driving through the streets while all the consecrated brown children played in coruscating fire hydrant water and people said “Vato” in good cheer, all hail, well-met Vato.

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4. Next up the Carmen Miranda headdress, because nothing screams Latina like a fruit salad hat. (I know CM was Brazilian, but this chick will meld into whatever it takes).

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5. She’s Hispanic and most other Hispanics will vote for her for just that reason.
   Same reason Maxine Waters gets elected.
   Ethnic Tribalism is everything to non-Whites when it comes to bloc voting.
   She can Tweet any nonsense she wants, it doesn’t matter.

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6. Man it’s a hot one
   Like seven inches from the midday sun
   Well I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone
   But you stay so cool
   My muñequita my Spanish Harlem Che Guevara
   You’re my reason for reason
   The step in my groove
   Yea

   And if you say, “This life ain’t good enough”
   I would give my world to lift you up
   I could change my life to better suit your mood

   ‘Cause you’re so smoot

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7. Shouldn’t…… shouldn’t that tweet have been written in Spanish?

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8. In all sincerity, I don’t get it. Someone explain why this tweet laughably transparent. Seriously, I don’t get it. Thanks!

9. Can’t wait for her to bust out with her castanets while answering every question from the media.

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10. I’m sure she will pull a small bottle of hot sauce out of her purse, at the ‘appropriate’ moment.

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11. Lazlo is ‘Merican, so I like to wake up under my Red Neck dream catcher made out of an old wire coat hanger and panties, get up and shout obscenities out the window at someone already up and doing stuff. Then I drink a gallon of coffee that corporate America rips off from Agricultural Man, smoke generic cigarettes and look for affirmation of my political views on the internet. Then I eat some Pig and some chicken eggs and go out into the three foot weeds of my yard by the broken washing machines and doghouse scratching my belly and looking for persons of color or women to disenfranchise and/or subjugate and possibly sexually harass.
    Finding none in my yard I hop through the window of my Gremlin version of General Lee sporting my sleeveless t-shirt showing off my home made Van Halen tattoos, with my cargo shorts and crocs and my ‘who farted?’ hat, I peel out to go see if my Leona is home.
    We broke up but she said we could still be cousins.

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12. So its not the “Donk from the Bronx” after all?
    As my friend Roger says, “If you’re trying to change minds and influence people it’s probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell.”
    Yes, they’re all liars.

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13. Lazlo…….have you been spying on me?

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14. You know, I think I’d vote for her if she started doing appearances with M.C. Skat Cat from those Paula Abdul videos.

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15. What a pretentious spoiled brat. She would be the first to sell out her family to a commie regime if necessary to keep comfortable.

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16. Coming from wealth and asking for tax cuts, it’s obvious she doesn’t believe in any of this leftist bull crap. She’s just wants power, control, and the money that comes with it. She’s marketing to her target audience and saying whatever she needs to say to get elected.