The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has now spent over $3.5 million to determine why the majority of lesbians are obese.
The project, now entering its fifth year, received another grant worth $658,485 this summer. The total funding for the research is now $3,531,925. Funding has more than doubled since the study was first revealed in 2013.
Since, the study that is examining why three-quarters of lesbians are obese, but gay men are not, hassurvived sequester cuts, and continues to produce results such as the discovery that gay men have a “greater desire for toned muscles” than straight men.
Another scientific paper associated with the research concluded that lesbians have lower “athletic-self esteem” that may lead to higher rates of obesity.
LOL
I have my theories but prefer to be clean tonight.
#ConfessionSucks
I saw this the other day and thought, it’s the whole reàson gays are fcuking gay!
Dump truck women can’t get men easily, unless of course they go outside their race, but other dump trucks are easy to pick up.
Skinny puke dudes can’t procure hot women, so they find hunk chunks to gargle.
If I was a mentally ill freak I would be depressed and eat a lot. Or
Take drugs and smoke. That Obama guy is thin….no?
What if a skinny queer decides he wants to be a fat lesbian?
I am getting fuckkin sick of this insanity. Stop wasting our money, you pathetic faggots.
Bacon and AID’s….
Great cartoon. Perfect.
Woo-Hoo!
This must mean our 18 TRILLION DOLLAR DEBT has been paid off!!!
I mean, of course…right?
If that bike crashes Obama’s head may end up in a butt crack.
Lickity split makes one chubby?
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/how-graphic-designers-photoshopped-images-before-photos-1717800985
While VA hospitals close for lack of funds.
Well if your gonna put your finger in the Dyke, it better be a chubby. Just yappin’
I didn’t think there was any calories in it.
Why not save the bucks and just ask gays and lesbians to explain. Don’t they already know everything?!
Does Barry sound like Donald Duck when she farts?
The reason this is true is because women aren’t influenced by good looks as much as men are. When looking good is not as important to attracting a mate, your looks will not matter to you and you will let yourself go.
Men are greatly influenced by looks. When you are trying to attract a male mate you will care more about how you look than if you were trying to attract a female mate.
Where do I go for my $3.5 mil?
vinniejoe has already figured it out. He should get the remainder of the funding since he’s finished the research.
Women only bother to look hawt when they are trying to attract a male for procreation. She accentuates the boobs and butt and tries to look fit and healthy so that males will deem her suitable for procreation.
When women are looking only for female companionship and mutual carpet munching, the only thing that matters is ‘personality’.
When a male is attempting to look good to other males he will attempt to emulate the actions of females doing the same thing, so he will attempt to look fit and healthy.
Which is weird, because a male who is attempting to choose a male that is suitable for procreating with – is screwed up in the head. Sticking your wang in a poo chute doesn’t procreate anything but wang stank.
Methinks this study isn’t about trying to figure out WHY dykes be fat and queers be thin, the study is trying to make thin dykes for some reason.
Or, it’s just a boondoggle to suction off public funds for a posh research gig that is little more than politically interesting.