Ted Cruz Says All His Haters Are Just Unable To Resist His Raw Sex Appeal – IOTW Report

Ted Cruz Says All His Haters Are Just Unable To Resist His Raw Sex Appeal

This is satire, but it doesn’t have to be.

Sounds like something Ted Cruz would say after AOC has been saying criticism of her is because republican men want to bang her.

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Tweeting while on a family vacation this week, Ted Cruz slammed his critics, claiming that those who hate on him are just sexually frustrated and unable to resist his raw sex appeal.

Cruz said that Democrats who are fixated on criticizing him all the time are obviously motivated by their “deranged sexual frustrations”:

His tweet thread went on to claim that any criticism of him is really just from people who have a thing for husky, sexy, Cuban Americans with manly beards,

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12 Comments on Ted Cruz Says All His Haters Are Just Unable To Resist His Raw Sex Appeal

  1. Antidote
    JANUARY 1, 2022 AT 6:59 PM
    “I don’t want to bang her, but I do want to beat her about the head with a big stick.”

    Never hit a liberal in the head.

    They don’t have anything valuable, important, or even functional there.

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  2. The left after reading Ted Cruz’ tweet: “Reeeeee! Misogyny! Mean tweets!!! Reeeee!! Plagerism!! Reeeeee!!” White Hispanic hetero male!!!”.

    You know they are reacting that way.

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