An Arizona mother was arrested Sunday after police say she used a taser to wake up her 16-year-old for an Easter church service.
Sharron Dobbins, 40, told police in Phoenix that she “only sparked the taser to get the kids up for church on Easter,” according to court records obtained to KTVK. Dobbins denied actually using the contact taser on anyone.
Dobbins was booked on suspicion of child abuse and taken to jail, police said.
The victim “did not complain of any pain,” according to police, but did have two small bumps on his leg that he said were left by the taser.
Dobbins appeared in court on Monday and told the judge that she has two children who are on probation, including the 16-year-old who was allegedly tased, CBS 5 reports.
Well?
Did it get him up?
izlamo delenda est …
So, he be woke now. What’s the problem? I thought that was a thang now…
My momma dint need no taser to scare me out of bed.
Why does this momma even possess a taser?
Ah, Diversity! A pleasure to behold.
Getcho ass up!!!!it be time for churchifying.
“Taser” is almost an anagram for “Easter”. She could claim she’s dyslexic and was only trying to give him an early present. You know, to egg him on to get up. Or she could say she was
just kidding. But I guess that would make her an Easter taser teaser, wouldn’t it?
I’ll let myself out now…
You getcho ass up, or so help me God, I will pop a tase in yo ass!
“Don’t tase me, broh!”
“I ain’t yo broh!”
(BZZZZZT)
Ahhh … I remember one Easter my Dad was sleeping late and we wanted to get into our candy and shit so we conned our little brother into waking him. Well, the little guy was a toddler and didn’t know much about waking a grown man, so, being innovative, he jammed a pencil into my Dad’s ear!
Probably as surprising as a Taser.
(may have been a Christmas morn – my memory ain’t what it used to be)
Funny, nobody felt a necessity to get the Police involved.
izlamo delenda est …
And where is da sperm donor’s, I mean dads?
Whatever half life the kids had together will seriously be ripped apart by the state now.
Most people only need to be Tased once to develop a little respect. Slow learners might need repeated doses, though…
My dad just used an old-fashioned belt. If there had been tazers back then, I’m sure he would’ve used one… :hmmm:
Appalling!
Tasering your kids should be strictly limited to fun time, not discipline or coercion. Some people. tsk
the boys are on probation and they arrested the mother ?
they should have given her a medal and helped her make sure the boys made it to church.
would they have arrested her for aborting them ?
Can’t do those things today. Progressives will distroy your family over it. There are other ways to get a teen to comply, like taking away phones, computers, privileges, reward good behavior. If none of that works, try gaslighting and mind games, breaking out of your routine to keep them off guard. When all else fails, let them suffer the consequences. Raising a teen takes “strategery” to survive their resistance to authority. Never do anything to get the State involved, unless you want your kids molested, abused or even driven of cliffs by two suicidal perverts.
Mom has two teens on probation?
Indiscriminate breeding strikes again.
She yelled, “HE IS RISEN!”
Dayuhm! If’n dat gurld tased his ice soon ’nuff, he cudda snorted a coupla dem condoms afore church. Git dat nose ‘n’ thoat reddy fer cumyoonyun…
I gotta admit, I like her style more than I should.