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Thank God We Have Our Answer On Asparagus Pee

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A taxpayer-funded study set to find out if people can smell their own “asparagus pee.”

Researchers at Harvard on two active studies that received over $3 million last year surveyed nearly 7,000 people to determine if their urine smelled funny after eating the vegetable. The results were published in the BMJ scientific journal, which uses its final edition each year to publish articles that are “quirky, amusing, and creative…

!Parsnips!

Don’t bother to look it up.

It says most people can’t smell it.

HT/. FDR in Smell

28 Comments on Thank God We Have Our Answer On Asparagus Pee

  1. One bite of asparagus and my piss stinks for the next 24 hours. Same with everyone else in my family, for a 100% hit rate. My wife said it shouldn’t stink “if your body has proper nutrients.” Whatever the hell that means because my blood work says otherwise.

    Same with a strong cup of coffee. Dark yellow coffee flows into the toilet. Starbucks and MacDonalds coffee is the worst probably because they burn the hell out of it.

  2. Finally, the government spent money on something worthwhile! Have you ever had to spend time in the vicinity of someone who smelled of asparagus scented pee? just ask Bill and Chelsea Clinton how it feels!

  3. Let’s get back to basics here. Are you a Constitutional originalist? Yes? Then the solution to this kind of legalized theft is to recognize that the Constitution has no provision for any of the three branches of the central govt to establish and fund scientific research except in the explicitly limited case of NIST (formerly Bureau of Standards). Wind the rest of the labs down as quickly as possible and sell their assets to make partial restitution to us ripped-off taxpayers.

  4. I can smell it and see it, same with coffee.

    Imagine my surprise when I ate a bunch of onion rings and they were leaking out of my ass. But noooooo, they had to waste the money on asparagus, all the while disparaging onions!

  5. I could’ve answered this on Saturday night after eating it. It definitely smells different when you pee. Anytime I eat the stuff my pee smells different.

    Maybe there needs to duplicate this study except replace asparagus with a multi-vitamin.

  6. Just so we can save money, Poor Lazlo the Great Seer and Mystic: will make himself available FOR FREE to answer any question prior to funding any of these dumb ass studies.
    For example:
    Yes, a shrimp can probably be trained to walk on a tread mill.
    No, cats do not ‘like’ the taste of their own fur
    Yes, skinny lesbians are actually ‘Jollier’ than fat ones
    Yes, Dogs approve of nougat
    No you cannot achieve orbital velocity on a Pepsi-Mentos powered rocket
    No, left handed people are not better at frisbee, in certain hemispheres.

  7. Does anyone in government have the smallest regard for the concept of being responsible for the taxpayer’s money? It seems that one of them could make a name for himself by ranting about this asinine waste of our hard earned money, especially with a twenty trillion dollar debt.

  8. who cares? smells from pee and passing gas are human nature- Do they also check on all the cows to see how much gas they let into the air? yes they do and it is stupid– plug your nose when you pass gas or buy some air freshener– don’t spend my tax money on stupid things.

  9. If a bad actor accepts property for an unbelievably low price, bad actor can be charged with accepting/being in possession of stolen property. Why are thieves who accept research dollars not charged for committing the very same crime?

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