That’s Not a Water Park, That’s a Beer Park

14 Comments on That’s Not a Water Park, That’s a Beer Park

1. That’s awesome! (I sure wouldn’t do that but I’m ok if somebody else does it.)

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2. Kidneys filter beer to make it water. South Park covered this.

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3. He might have been escorted to the exit after that.

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4. This Guy is AWESOME!

   Unlike that pussy reporter yesterday who busted himself up on a slide.

   I’m IMPRESSED.

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5. Bravo! Spectacular performance, especially for a drunk!

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6. Under the right circumstances I might do that!

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7. I wanna see the video of how he got onto the roof of that platform to start with.

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8. Jethro AUGUST 19, 2022 AT 6:08 PM
   Under the right circumstances I might do that!
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   Our typical response back in high school with friends suggesting dangerous, risky activities…

   “Let’s don’t and say we did.”

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9. 10 beers?

   I’da had to piss 4 times before I got to the bottom of the slide.
   (not a beer drinker)

   mortem tyrannis
   izlamo delenda est …

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10. After losing my previous business, I quickly became exhausted.

    With ads like that I’m not surprised!!

11. Some ‘dumb-shits’ will do stupid things knowing that someone else will have to clean up the mess.

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12. Difficulty points: 10.0
    Style points: 5.5
    Final Score: 6.0 – so sorry, the East German judge strikes again.

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13. I cannot say I didn’t do something like that in the distant past, and as far as I know, there aren’t any videos. Regardless, rock on!!

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14. He’s got excellent flotation devices right on his chest, so his body would float to the top even if he didn’t survive.

    But I got to hand it to him, he’s got the courage of Manolete the Bullfighter, maybe enhanced by alcohol, but OK.