Babylon Bee: False advertising is a stain on the fabric of our society. In order to thoroughly bleach this fabric and make it soft with extra fabric softener, we have assembled honest company slogans that we now demand all businesses to switch to. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Ha ha ha!
Yep – that’d be better!
Oh – for the GOP – “We suck, lie, steal, are gutless, and are corrupt – but we’re not Demonrats!”
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
“Home Depot: If you need to ask for help, you don’t deserve it.”
Either that or “Don’t ask us, we don’t know, either.”
DISH Network: “We’re not happy ’till you’re not happy”
Starbucks: “Come for the coffee, stay for the bathroom contagion.”
Macy’s: “Our stores are safe from COVID because they’re empty.”
United Airlines: “You vear your mask und you vill like it!”
Disney: “Do it to the children.”
Wendy’s: You can’t beat square meat.
FedEx: when it absolutely needs to be destroyed in shipment.
Of course Chris Plante has his. One of my favorites.
Washington Post: it looks like a newspaper, but it’s not.
We are AT&T; F**k You.
“Taco Bell: We’re cheaper than Ex-Lax.”
Truer words were never spoken.
Facebook: “You can handle the truth but we can’t!”
United States Department of Justice: United States Department of Just Us. Fuck the rest of you peons.
Taco Bell – Who said a Taco should have meat in it. Three layers of shells should be enough.
Easy, dumb, very very dumbass question, YOUR FXCKING NEXT! Oh yeah your horse cum will save you, make sure you take enough to choke a horse of course. Hiding in your mom’s basement won’t save you!
^^^??
He’s got the trots, PHenry.
@HotToTrot,
Grouchy, Grouchy, Grouchy … still no statistics?
Gotta be SOMEWHERE!
C’mon, man! Can’t you come up with a better argument?
Check this out: https://gellerreport.com/2022/04/vaccinated-have-up-to-six-times-the-infection-rate-of-unvaccinated-nz-govt-data-shows.html/
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Fake report!! Nonsense propaganda, but you you funny guy comrade!
Taco Bell: Run for the
bordertoilet.beer gOOgles – the electronic anti-CHRIST!