The Bidens are seated together at a nice restaurant and the waiter comes over to take their orders.
He says to Mrs. Biden, “Good evening, Dr. Biden. Have you decided on an entrée?”
“Yes,” she replies. “I’ll have the New York strip, medium rare.”
“Very good,” says the waiter. “And for the vegetable?”
She answers, “Oh, he’ll have the same!”
!!!!!\ ht/ shang
…Joe’s more of a mushroom.
A leprous growth that’s kept in the dark and fed shit, then used by witches to poison the innocent to serve their dark Master.
…and you wouldn’t want him on a steak, either…
Elder abuse by a Dr.
Struck a nerve! Joe’s gone to pasture.
Dr. Jill is tires of pees.
Pees in the bed, the pool, and Joe’s pants.
Kcir (cause I give a kcuf)
MARCH 18, 2021 AT 1:29 AM
“Who shit my pants?”
-Joe Biden
…I don’t remember who here said that first, but it’s still an all-time great, and yours is up there with it…
Carrying a tray of hors d’oeuvres, the White House waitress addresses the Biden’s at the dinner table.
“What would you like, Mr. President?”
“Well, what I’d like (sniff) is to (sniff) smell – I mean sample – that fine (sniff) platter (sniff) of things you have.”
“Don’t mind the President, dear, he says that to all the girls.”
(The waitress leans over next to the President thinking he wants to smell the tray of hors d’oeuvres. The President sniffs her in multiple places…)
“I like yours better. Wanna see my leg hair?”
Lolol!!!
Good one!
Everyone knows what Joe is like,but instead of mocking him we should pray for him.”Matthew 5:44-bless them that curse you,pray for them that despitfully use you and persecute you”also,”swear not at all”matt.5:34-37.
Just pass’n thru,
Can’t bring myself to do it.
Hard to pray for the rabid dog that’s gnawing your leg – or the Traitors who’re selling out your country.
I know it’s the Christian thing to do.
izlamo delenda est …
There’s a meme going around similar to this. Chicken nuggets and not Doc J.
Every day is inauguration day for Joey.
SNS left this book lying around and as I was passing by the wind blew it open to this page. Works today as well as when it was referring to the muslim faggot…
Raised as a “Cat Licker” I’m not that familiar with the book…
Psalm 109
Hold not thy peace, O God of my praise;
2 For the mouth of the wicked and the mouth of the deceitful are opened against me: they have spoken against me with a lying tongue.
3 They compassed me about also with words of hatred; and fought against me without a cause.
4 For my love they are my adversaries: but I give myself unto prayer.
5 And they have rewarded me evil for good, and hatred for my love.
6 Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.
7 When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
10 Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.
11 Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.
12 Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.
13 Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.
14 Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the Lord; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.
15 Let them be before the Lord continually, that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth.
16 Because that he remembered not to shew mercy, but persecuted the poor and needy man, that he might even slay the broken in heart.
17 As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him.
18 As he clothed himself with cursing like as with his garment, so let it come into his bowels like water, and like oil into his bones.
19 Let it be unto him as the garment which covereth him, and for a girdle wherewith he is girded continually.
20 Let this be the reward of mine adversaries from the Lord, and of them that speak evil against my soul.
21 But do thou for me, O God the Lord, for thy name’s sake: because thy mercy is good, deliver thou me.
22 For I am poor and needy, and my heart is wounded within me.
23 I am gone like the shadow when it declineth: I am tossed up and down as the locust.
24 My knees are weak through fasting; and my flesh faileth of fatness.
25 I became also a reproach unto them: when they looked upon me they shaked their heads.
26 Help me, O Lord my God: O save me according to thy mercy:
27 That they may know that this is thy hand; that thou, Lord, hast done it.
28 Let them curse, but bless thou: when they arise, let them be ashamed; but let thy servant rejoice.
29 Let mine adversaries be clothed with shame, and let them cover themselves with their own confusion, as with a mantle.
30 I will greatly praise the Lord with my mouth; yea, I will praise him among the multitude.
31 For he shall stand at the right hand of the poor, to save him from those that condemn his soul.
Wouldn’t praying for a minion of Satan be a conflict of interest for a Christian?
Joe’s been state vegetable of Delaware for decades.