It absorbs nearly 100% of light, which makes it look like a black hole in space.
It’s blacker than Roy Orbison’s hair. It’s blacker than Yaphet Kotto. It’s blacker than the front row of people when white leftists take a group picture. It’s black.
An architect coated a building with the stuff at the Olympics. It’s a pavilion sponsored by Hyundai.
he dotted it with small lights. It’s said to be the closest to space anyone will ever experience outside of space itself.
That reminds me of Eleanor on our honeymoon.
I’ll bet it’s not darker than Hillary’s soul.
Still not as black as….hillery’s heart.
Looks like nutria fur ushanka.
How black is it?
This Black. And I am LMAO.
https://youtu.be/QkwmSzPdVnY
Muslim trap. They won’t be able to stop themselves from walking around the building in a circle, where they can easily be picked off by trained snipers.
🙂
the whitest substance are those who invented it.
If I paint myself with this stuff will I be invisible? Here hold my beer. I’m going into the girls locker room.
When I first saw that picture I thought it was BFH when he had that oversized bigfurhat.
Brad, ain’t as black as this….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k
@Diogenes: Who’s that guy kidding? He’s lighter than Obama. I’ve had summer tans darker than him. Geez.
Diogenes
That’s pretty damn black. But there are advantages.
https://youtu.be/TzN-QMrSq38
Turn off the lights on a submarine at depth, then get a new perspective.
We didn’t have windows…..
We ran drills like that.
I saw that in Home Dot, black spray can.
For a mildly comedic backstory on the trademarking of colors used in art look up Stuart Semple and “Pinkest Pink”, which was created to protest Kapoor’s trademarking Blackest Black.
It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
@Nigel Tufnel February 11, 2018 at 2:30 am
Go home, Nigel. You’re drunk.
I’m not sure I believe it…it was a CNN story…
Pffft… Wile E. Coyote invented that stuff 50+ years ago. NEVER fools a roadrunner though! Meep-meep! :p
Acne already invented it in the ’50s. Was called Instant Hole. Wile E. Coyote used it.
Acme. Stupid keyboard.
Whoops, didn’t see Bob.
You mean invented by “people”.
Don’t carbon nanotubes taste as yummy and smell as fragrant as asbestos? Seriously, to human tissue, carbon nanotubes might just as well be asbestos.
Shaun King was not available for comment…
Libtards will say it’s racists.
So ……. if I paint my dick with it … ?
Rush orders of this substance in lotion form have been placed by Rachel Dolezol and Sean King.
Black hexagons matter
So if Mooshelle has a dress made of this stuff, will it make make her thighs and hips look a little less… elephantine?
It’s made from the hearts of progressives