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The CIA Tried to Find the Ark of the Covenant Using a Psychic

Friday, 28 March 2025, 15:30 Dr. Tar Uncategorized 21

Jerusalem Post

Recently declassified CIA documents reveal that in 1988, the CIA conducted an experiment as part of a secret project called Sun Streak, aiming to locate the lost artifact using remote viewing techniques.

In one of these experiments, a person identified as Remote Viewer No. 032 was tasked with finding an unknown target, which was, in fact, the Ark of the Covenant. Without prior knowledge of the target, Remote Viewer No. 032 described a container made of wood, gold, and silver, adorned with images of six-winged angels, and similar in shape to a coffin. More

21 Comments on The CIA Tried to Find the Ark of the Covenant Using a Psychic

  3. Good luck trying to find the Ark of the Covenant, it will as be hard to find as the gateway to the Garden of Eden. I’m assuming that it’s in another dimension that the human eye can’t see. And the CIA isn’t Indiana Jones looking for the Ark of the Covenant. There are some mysteries that man will never solve, and this is one of them.

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  10. The real CIA motto: “Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bubble”.
    A Godless organization using witchcraft to find a God ordained Holy antiquity. The Satanic left just don’t get the irony.

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  12. As a professional remote viewer I tried to locate Bidens brain and Tampons manhood. I was unable to locate either, although I did find Commieliars secret stash of Chivas under the sink next to Hillary’s server…

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  13. I hear the CIA fired their psychic when all she¹ could find was a bunch of holes in the ground when they asked her to find their asses.

    1. I think it’s safe to assume it’s a “she”.

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  17. If they actually READ the Bible, they would realize they were lucky they DIDNT find it.

    God dont take to kindly to heathens touching His stuff…

    “1 And the Philistines took the ark of God, and brought it from Ebenezer unto Ashdod.

    2 When the Philistines took the ark of God, they brought it into the house of Dagon, and set it by Dagon.

    3 And when they of Ashdod arose early on the morrow, behold, Dagon was fallen upon his face to the earth before the ark of the Lord. And they took Dagon, and set him in his place again.

    4 And when they arose early on the morrow morning, behold, Dagon was fallen upon his face to the ground before the ark of the Lord; and the head of Dagon and both the palms of his hands were cut off upon the threshold; only the stump of Dagon was left to him.

    5 Therefore neither the priests of Dagon, nor any that come into Dagon’s house, tread on the threshold of Dagon in Ashdod unto this day.

    6 But the hand of the Lord was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof.

    7 And when the men of Ashdod saw that it was so, they said, The ark of the God of Israel shall not abide with us: for his hand is sore upon us, and upon Dagon our god.

    8 They sent therefore and gathered all the lords of the Philistines unto them, and said, What shall we do with the ark of the God of Israel? And they answered, Let the ark of the God of Israel be carried about unto Gath. And they carried the ark of the God of Israel about thither.

    9 And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the Lord was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.

    10 Therefore they sent the ark of God to Ekron. And it came to pass, as the ark of God came to Ekron, that the Ekronites cried out, saying, They have brought about the ark of the God of Israel to us, to slay us and our people.

    11 So they sent and gathered together all the lords of the Philistines, and said, Send away the ark of the God of Israel, and let it go again to his own place, that it slay us not, and our people: for there was a deadly destruction throughout all the city; the hand of God was very heavy there.

    12 And the men that died not were smitten with the emerods: and the cry of the city went up to heaven.”
    2 Samuel 5:1-12

    …what are “emerods”?

    “In 1 Samuel 5—6 (KJV), God afflicts the Philistines with emerods in His anger over their taking the Ark of the Covenant from the Israelites. The word translated “emerods” in the King James Version comes from a root word literally meaning “to swell,” and the Hebrew word translated “emerods” literally means “mound.” This is basically all we know about emerods, but the context has led historians and Bible commentators to conclude that the plague of emerods was actually an occurrence of tumors, boils, or possibly hemorrhoids or “piles.” Most translations of 1 Samuel 5:6 say the affliction was “tumors”; the ISV says “tumors of the groin”; and the Darby translation says “hemorrhoids.””
    https://www.gotquestions.org/emerods.html

    …pains in the ass for pains in the ass, or groin as the case may be…

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  19. Ann Nonymous Prime Friday, 28 March 2025, 18:43 at 6:43 pm

    They wanted to use a Ouija board, but none of them could find one in the cleaning supplies aisle.
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    Probably mislabeled by a hard of hearing janitor that thought it was called a squeegee board?

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