Prices may be skyrocketing everywhere else, but you can save big bucks every day at the DNC’s Veep Outlet Store!
Huge discounts on all irregular or damaged Veep products currently in stock!
Pay a fraction of what you would in department stores!
TODAY’S SPECIAL: Steep discounts on photos with Vice President Kamala Harris!
Why pay $15,000 to get a picture with Kamala when here at the Veep Outlet Store you can get the same picture at the low-low price of $5,000?!
No other store gives you that kind of discount!
But here at the DNC’s Veep Outlet Store, we sell only irregular or slightly damaged Veeps and we pass the savings on to you!
Prices going down faster than Kamala on a political patron’s dick.
That is classic agitprop.
I’d love a roll of Harris stickers like that
Is that an egg or a blob of sperm on her forehead?
Especially if you’re paying per pound of brain cells.
I’d pay BIG BUXX if the DNC Veep Outlet has the Dan Quayle Signature Edition of Mr. Potatoe-Head.
They would have to pay me to haul that crap 💩 away.
Happy ending included!
When no one still signs up, the DNC will find some excuse to cancel the offer.
And Dianny only listed the items on sale in the FRONT of the store. In the back room is where the real deals are! Call for prices and availability.
When are blowjobs on sale?
Net even with a ten foot pole.
BTW Fur, what is that posted above? I thought you banned Bill Clinton permanently and blocked his IP address
Factory seconds. lolol