Click for horrific demonstration. The sound only makes it worse. ^
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I have a couple people in mind that I would send that to.
Geoduck!
considering that I do not eggs no matter how you cook them, can’t stand the texture or taste, I did not realize that they could be made to be even more disgusting. Yuck. My philosophy is that all eggs should be hatched grown up and fried.
It smells bad, too.
Japanese porn is the worst kind.
Man, I love eggs!
Or, should write “loved” eggs …
Gives new meaning to the phrase “Won’t make a turd, but it will push one out.”…
In the video the bottle in the upper left shows “ASS”. I’m guessing that this is a joke, but it’s hard to tell anymore.
Yeah, lovely> Crack two, force them into the CHAMBER and screw them. Add your favorite CRACKER.
Vietvet
Tentacle porn LMAO!!
Seems like the perfect, gay wedding gift.
No thanks, I’ll take mine the old fashioned way, fried in an enamaled cast iron pan with bacon grease
Gay couples getting married probably put it in their registry.
Beat me to it.
I was thinking on the checkout counter of a B&D shop.
I want mine with onions, peppers, and cheese in an omelet, then cut in half, on sandwich bread with tangy salad dressing. Yum!
I have a sudden urge to go take a big greasy dump.
Is that the guy that wanted to pound the Horse?
I like my eggs raw in a milk shake with whole milk, vanilla ice cream, and a shot of rum.
That Rollie thing is intriguing. I’m not immediately repulsed by it the way others have been. I won’t run right out and buy one but I’d like to borrow one for a week or two. The follow-on video gave me few ideas, such as skewering prosciutto for the innards. Or maybe porcini mushrooms. Ooh! Ooh! Morels!
I just started to like eggwhite omelets, etc. *sigh*
That thing, and yolks, can FOAD. lol
If you ever wanted to know what it looked like from the perspective of a toilet bowl…well, there you have it. In life, most days I am the dumper and others days I am the dumpee.
Like a turd from a well-fed dog’s ass. Just add brown food coloring.
To all you who have made scatological comments, y’all know that ethyl alcohol is simply yeast piss, right?
I actually watched that while taking a dump. I shit you not.
MJA: Good thing for urban dictionary. Had to look it up!
And I thought people who designed chairs hated humans. WTF.
Did it help things along?