The End Is Near and It’s Hilarious – IOTW Report

The End Is Near and It’s Hilarious

Between the “Doomsday Clock” not ticking one second closer to humanities destruction, despite Putin racketing up Russia’s nuclear alertness status and “The Atlantic” declaring a nuclear exchange would be bad for the environment, I feel quite smug laughing my way through the coming apocalypse.

The way things are going, it’ll be an asteroid that finally takes us all out.

39 Comments on The End Is Near and It’s Hilarious

  1. c’mon folks … let’s get on board!

    ‘nuclear exchange’ is nothing more than short-term ‘climate change’ & good for the environment … Biden, Gore, Pelosi … all the d’rats are on board for WWIII
    short-term warming, followed by a cooling period from the fallout (according to the ‘science’ of that ‘billions & billions’ dead guy)
    & it’s a fantastic population-control effort!

    waddyasay?

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  2. Not hilarious:

    Children In China Diagnosed With Leukemia After Taking Chinese Vaccines:

    zerohedge dot com/geopolitical/children-china-diagnosed-leukemia-after-taking-chinese-vaccines

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  3. Yes, but this is NOT hilarious:

    Children In China Diagnosed With Leukemia After Taking Chinese Vaccines:

    XXXXX//www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/children-china-diagnosed-leukemia-after-taking-chinese-vaccines

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  4. BLM thugs won’t even come close to taking the country out.

    They (LBM & antifa), will do everyone a favor by effing up all the liberal strongholds in America. The only places that permit such destruction without repercussions.

    Which will help America see what is what, and there will be a moment where everyone understands it’s OK to shoot them on sight. It’s a matter of survival, not racism.

    It’s a natural law no one will have to be told about or explained to.

    You’re not paying attention to the reality on the street if you think otherwise.

    It’s the Democrat held areas that are being permissive, dummy.

    Your father, the Father of lies, doesn’t love you, either. You are being used and a lake of fire awaits you.

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  5. ** LOCO PSA **
    If you don’t have at least 2,000 in cash money, ones-fives-tens-twenties handy, you should really consider it.

    Let’s face it, cyber-terrorists could take control, an EMP could be unleashed, OUR OWN FUCKING GOVERNMENT COULD SHUT DOWN YOUR BANK, etc.
    Suppose an earthquake takes town “the system?”
    Having cash on hand for barter could be key.
    In an emergency good luck hitting up the ATM.

    Shit is ripe for cyber hacking that is damn sure…

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  6. Loco, speaking of bartering material, I think having a pallet or two of whiskey would be a good idea. My problem is that I’m not a whiskey drinker so I’m not sure of a good, moderately priced whiskey. I could use some advice on that.

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  7. joe6,
    Woodford Reserve
    Makers Mark 46
    Jefferson’s Bourbon
    are all good at not a crazy price point.
    Of course many have small batches that sell a lot higher.

    If you get a hold of any Pappy Van Winkle you won’t need a whole pallet.
    Stuff is near impossible to get…

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  8. “My problem is that I’m not a whiskey drinker”

    Joe, it won’t matter at that point. You are thinking on the level of giving a gift to someone who might have particular consummate tastes regarding whiskey. That matters when times are good. I buy $200 bottles of single malt scotch for a customer that gives me over $20,000 worth of business per year.

    But, when it comes down to it, alcohol is alcohol when times are hard. I guarantee you it won’t matter the brand when times are up for barter trade.

    They will accept anything that relieves them of their desire for alcohol and they will love you for it.

    Stock up with whatever you have available. Can’t lose.

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  9. Dadof4, I’m nearly surrounded by an Indian Reservation and they seem to have unlimited fishing rights. If the dollar tanks I’ll be looking to trade some whiskey for fresh fish.

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  10. “If you don’t have at least 2,000 in cash money, ones-fives-tens-twenties handy, you should really consider it.”
    ================

    I consider anything less than 6 months of my expenses in the bank or my petty cash box, (including business expenses) less than adequate. I try to stay prepared for the banking system to go evil like they just did in Canada.

    Used to be 3 months worth but a destructive Democrat stole the presidency lately.

    $2,000 doesn’t cover much more than one month for me. I would feel very uneasy if $2,000 was my level of cushion. That’s living on the edge, as far as I’m concerned.

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  11. What about Crown Royal? I only ask that because what little whiskey I’ve drank, it’s usually Crown Royal. I believe it’s mid range price wise, but is it considered decent whiskey. I’d hate to buy a bunch of whiskey as barter material only to find out everyone considers it rot gut whiskey.

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  12. Dadof4, I’m talking short term of course.
    However, if currency is still valuable 2K will go a LONG way when it has all turned to shit.
    Especially if everyone else doesn’t have cash, they have Bitcoin and an unavailable bank account.

    Joe6, having booze as a barter is a smart move.
    Valuable and doesn’t require refrigeration.

    That’s one thing on The Walking Dead that they didn’t pursue enough.
    Hell, they had one seen where a store had an entire booze section intact.
    Gotta call bullshit on that…

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  13. Joe, fish are a great trade item. Food is food.

    Considering I’m a professional trapper, the squirrels, possums, and raccoons in my neighborhood might quickly disappear if things go sideways.

    The local lakes aren’t that far away and filling my freezer will be easier for me than most in my neighborhood.

    Of course, that means I’ll be sharing my haul with the needy.

    It’s a Christian thing.

    Whatever it takes to bring people to Jesus. He provides for me so abundantly it’s embarrassing.

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  14. Joe6, Crown is fine.
    You will get a million arguments when it comes to booze.
    The good thing about bourbon is it’s consistency due to master tasters and the way they blend it.

    Tequila is NOT consistent.
    That is why I have tried over 300 varieties and still going…

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  15. @ OldCoot

    Pray and prepare for Jesus to show up.

    We all die a first death, meteor or whatever. It’s the second death you want o avoid.

    You were made to live forever.

    John 3:6, 16 – Jesus said, “That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit… For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life.”

    I hope to talk to you about this in heaven.

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  16. Bourbon is whisky brewed with at least 51 percent corn and aged for at least 2 years in a new white oak barrel. Seagrams is whisky and not bourbon but it is clean. No hangover

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  17. Haha! Burr, my heavenly project (at least one, since it is eternity after all) is a dilapidated American mansion (circa turn of the century), like the ones from the gilded age torn down across from Central Park. I’ll have all the time in Heaven to work on it. And I’ll finally own a Shop Smith MarkX (whichever is the most recent release).

    When Jesus said he’s going to Heaven to prepare a place for us, I’m praying he knows that I’m a DIYer.

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  18. Democrats or meteor that might take us out? Hmmm.
    My hope is in a supernatural event that gets the whole world’s attention.
    Maybe something that has all the evil people begging for a place to hide and the mountains to fall on them.

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  19. Y’know … it’s kind of both funny and sad that people would “prepare” for the End of the World. The only preparation is getting your soul cleansed.
    I guess we’ve seen too many movies where the End of the World is only a metaphor for The End as We Know It and the protagonists survive (along with one or two antagonists) – sort of re-hashing the Noah’s Ark story.

    We ARE a tenacious species.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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  20. I have experienced some major crap in the past decade: financially, medically, and oh yeah, a flood. Turns out, I am prepped for the approaching apocalypse. Not prepped to actually do anything about it; just prepped to spiritually accept it, keep it in perspective, try to get my own house in order, and hope to deal with the Really Big Crap that is coming with whatever grace and humor I can still muster.

    As the Irish say: It will be all right in the end. So, if it isn’t all right, it isn’t the end.

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