Chris Christie Caught on Hot Mic TRASHING DeSantis, Nikki Haley Ahead of Dropout Announcement: “She’s Gonna Get Smoked!”
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“The Field Lightens……”
Hah, without fat boy, I’m sure the field shot towards the sky like a rocket with after burners.
A real clASS act
He’s been a lazy fat fxck his entire life with low motivation and no self discipline. He runs his mouth the same way. I really enjoy the intimidation videos of him going after some cast member at a ball park. OOOOh, your a bad ass. Here’s what I don’t understand, and maybe I should. The RNC appointed piggy boy as Trumps debate coach for Biden. Not that that would have had any impact. I’m thinking if I’m Trump I got this guy nailed. I dunno. Maybe he did. Strange times.
Fat Ass bloviated on and on and on when he shoulda just said “I’m out. See ya, bye”
That’s all, folks.
https://youtu.be/saQJ8z4714w?feature=shared
Lightens? Any estimates on how much?
When Mr Immunity aka PRESIDENT Joe sends in the Seal Team 6 to Mar-a-lago, all of AMERICA will be dancing in the streets, Amen, Praise the Lord!
Brad suck MY DICK, enjoy tastes like orange-tang.
Guess he got his doughnut fund back up to max again?
“Mr Immunity aka PRESIDENT Joe”
Immune to what? That’s a really weird thing to type. Even for a little Troll.
Trump the Dump won’t last his impunity garbage claims, bitch is going to a Jeffrey Epstein cell.
From Immunity to impunity. I’m really curious as to what this/these morons are and who is funding them.
God you are So stupid, the Supreme Court will never ever give impunity to your Dumpster. For Our Great American President will be the first one to send your Former one into the never neverland.
Impunity, is a fake false claim of immunity Trumptard will never ever get in his pitiful lifetime!
No great loss there unless your counting poundage.
Punity, sounds & cries from a Pedo mofo, who’s name is Don the Con tRump!
I think it’s awesome that the passive geriatric crowd here at IOTWReports makes you feel welcome. Let’s you come right in and take over their shit. Oh well.
Brad, what has anonymous said that hasn’t been said by the lunatic left since DJT came down the escalator? Zero critical thought, all group think. It’s all so tiresome, I don’t understand why you feed them. I mean, this goof is still hung up on ORANGEMANBAD and tRump, lol. He probably screams at the sky every night too.
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They’re juvenile, they’re stupid, they’re insultingly liberal and when they start posting on any thread, everyone leaves. I shut them down last night by my self. Run them out of here with a shit load of consecutive fuck offs. YOU may not understand why I feed them, but don’t understand why you people are so passive. If you don’t think it’s a problem, just look at the country and who’s in charge of it. I might be hanging out at the wrong place.
JD Hasty had the best comment that I’ve seen, “don’t let the garage door hit you in the ass on the way out”!
I sent Cristy a box of donuts. He’s been looking a bit gaunt lately, at least for him. He probably lost three pounds from campaigning.
Brad, so you ran them clear out of here and that’s why they aren’t here tonight, eh? Don’t lump me in with geriatrics here, I’m not that old yet. The whole damn republican party is passive. Actual crimes by this administration and nothing happens, while leftists invent crimes and prosecute with hearing after hearing all based on lies without any evidence. That creates these stupid trolls that believe in everything that isn’t true and it’s a waste of time telling them otherwise because Rachel Maddow didn’t say it.
“Brad, so you ran them clear out of here and that’s why they aren’t here tonight, eh?”
Eh, because they brought reinforcements. So I got crimes and Rachel Maddow. OK, lets all fold up our tents and go home. And hope some invaders haven’t taken it over.I didn’t lump you in with anyone, you replied to me.
Forget about it. I’ll give the Trolls free rein too. We are fucked.
I haven’t seen a single thread where people leave because “anonymous” posts a 5 word sentence calling tRump orange hitler. There’s no substance to make anyone leave.
Are you Fing kidding me? Maybe you’re not paying attention to them. I suggest you watch for a couple days and then claim that. This thread would be basically empty after their comments except for you and me. I don’t see how you can claim they don’t chase people away. Ask FUR.
Cristy Cream announcement cut the remaining field in half (not by numbers but in sheer weight), leaving 4 still standing.
Wowsa.
He didn’t drop out – he saw a Krispy Kreme truck and followed it to Omaha.
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izlamo delenda est …
“Lightens? Any estimates on how much?” -manbearpig
Would you like the answer in kilograms, pounds or slugs? As a person thoroughly trained in both metric and British units, I prefer ‘slugs,’ which fits him perfectly.
1 slug = 32.2 lbs. mass = 322 Krispy Kreme donuts
= 1/15 of a Christie
In other words, 1 Christie = 15 slugs (approx.)
(You do the conversion math.)
Hey, Anonymous, change your handle to Permanent TDS.
Hey Anon, will you live stream video when they announce Trumps return to the White House we can all watch your head explode? Bet that would go viral.
And as usual the Babylon Bee nails it once again with the headline, Chris Christie suspends campaign to spend more time with family-sized-12-piece meal from KFC.
His theme song really needs to be Roly Poly by Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys.
FAT FUCK CHRISTIE
Because the WH staff told Christie’s campaign people that they could not afford making the WH doors bigger to accommodate his bulk, and even if they had the money, it would ruin the aesthetics of the WH architecture. The last time they did that was for President Taft, and it cost a huge amount of money.
They also mentioned that they would have to make the Oval Office a bigger round office, widen the WH swimming pool, and replace all the WH limousines with big trucks.
No can do. Not possible. Give it up, they said.