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As last year’s Nike’s go out of style, it’s time to replace them with riot protest season upon us. Genesius Times’ How-to Guide will help our loyal readers get the full Black Lives Matter summer experience and all the free retail merchandise they can carry.
The Genesius Times Official BLM Protesting How-to Guide
Liberate a TV from Walmart – The best way to reform the police is by freeing a television from Walmart’s capitalist greed. Pro Tip: Show up early for the biggest screens before they run out.
One of my favorite ,”Placate the mob and they will leave you alone” stories is Footlocker. The dopey CEO pledges a $100 million donation to BLM in a weak attempt to buy protection, and their stores are the first torched because, you know, sneakers and all.
Or the black store owners that put signs on their door announcing “black owned business” like it’s lamb’s blood as a signal to the Angel of Death to pass over them, hasn’t worked yet.
I live out west. When I see “official BLM protesting” I think of Cliven Bundy. In fact, whenever I see “BLM” the first thing I think of is the Bureau of Land (mis)Management.
Cities. Cities. Cities. Enjoy, desecrate, destroy. They spawned you, pay them in full. Even into the little cities you may go, they helped to spawn your kind. Enjoy the weak, the helpless denizens of those hapless virtue signaling locales.