Cheetos vs. Strawberries: NAACP Attempts to Explain Man Made Global Warming Racism.
Diogenes’ Middle Finger: Global warming is why cops arrest black people who break the law. Global warming causes black children to get suspended from school for misbehaving. Global warming is why it’s easier to get Cheetos than strawberries in black neighborhoods.
Oh really? Well, we have strawberries here but they almost always go furry in no more than two days because by the time they get here, they’re old. They also stopped selling my favorite flavor of Annie’s mac and cheese, and we get earthquakes every day, so they can just shut the efff up about who has it worse.
Evidently it’s also easier to get Planned Parenthood than it is to get condoms or common sense in those neighborhoods, too.
Good Grief! They only thing they left out is Calypso Louie’s paranoid rants! Is it any flippin wonder they’re the planet’s biggest collection of unemployed, barely aware, dope-smoking, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, Food-Stamp wielding, Escalade driving, Kool-Aid drinking, government-dependent, entitlement rich, busted-azz, free-loading, uninformed, short attention span, Obamaphone-carrying door-knobs that can’t process a sound bite over 10 seconds in length that doesn’t rhyme!