The Left: Trump causes Hurricanes and Oil companies are murderers

14 Comments on The Left: Trump causes Hurricanes and Oil companies are murderers

1. I did not realize Schwarzenegger was that insane.

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2. Gawd, does that mean the ‘Heartbreak of Psoriasis’ is no longer a top priority?

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3. You should see what Trump did to my driveway. After they pulled up the old blacktop, we found geo matting covered with sandy clay. The ground underneath was fluid, likely due to Trump. 4 truckloads of 6″ rock, 4 loads of C6, they might repave it next week. Damn that Trump, this was supposed to be a 2 day job and cost me $1000’s less!

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4. Maybe Trump has power over lightening.
   That would be awesome.

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5. Trump will continue to be blamed for any natural or unnatural disasters such as earthquakes, tornados, floods, hurricanes, himmacaines, dam collapses, airplane crashes, bridge collapses, sinkholes, lighting strikes and anything else that the lamestream media can misconstrue to be detrimental to The presidents righteous efforts to bring our country back to sanity.
   I have become leery to believe anything I see on the news from any source. Journalist have become liberal propagandists. We can no longer trust any of them entirely.

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6. One looks at mass hypnosis/hysteria from the Dutch tulip bulb craziness to Lysenko in the USSR to the Cultural Revolution in China and ponders: however do people go so “mass mad?”

   I hope that the present TDS will cause many people to come to their senses, but I don’t know. Could it get worse? ….Lady in Red

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7. In our family, we think journalists are “sluts and jiggers(male sluts)”. Even if they were standing in front of a burning building, and said the building is on fire, I would not believe them – there have been so many lies told over the last few decades.

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8. Trump has INCREDIBLE NEGOTIATING SKILLS!
   He got Florence down from a Cat 4 to a Cat 2 overnight!

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9. Dear President Trump:

   I cannot find my car keys. Please use your powers to locate them quickly because I am late for work. Also, we are planning a birthday party for my kid in the park next Saturday, can you arrange for a sunny day perhaps in the mid 70s with no rain? And my neighbor blocked my car in again yesterday; please shoot lighting bolts out of your fingers like Emperor Palpatine and teach him a lesson – that would be so awesome.

   Sincerely,
   Wyatt

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10. Good imitation of Arnold’s accent, Mark! keep em coming

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11. He must be a god. Is there anything he can’t do?

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12. I understand that President Trump is also responsible for leftist democrat hemorrhoids…He always has them Shi+ing their pants.

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13. Still waiting for Princeton babbler, and MessNBC spitter, Eddie Glaude, to say this is justice for the gerrymandering by whites in NC for grouping blacks in oddly shaped districts.

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14. AND THEY ALLOW THE CANCEROUS liberals TO BREED ??? TIME FOR CIVIL WAR TO MAGA