The Lone Ranger Story with the Late Jay Thomas – IOTW Report

The Lone Ranger Story with the Late Jay Thomas

Jay Thomas succumbed to cancer 2 days ago, and we didn’t run a RIP. He wasn’t extremely well know, recognizable by face but not so much a household name.

I was describing to someone who he was and I remembered that he was known for telling an anecdote about the Lone Ranger. He told it so often it became a tradition on Letterman.

Thomas was a good story teller—>

15 Comments on The Lone Ranger Story with the Late Jay Thomas

  1. I remember him from some sitcoms. I never watched Letterman.
    Thank you Mr. Thomas for your comedy.

    Absolve, we beseech Thee, O Lord,
    the soul of Thy servant,
    from every bond of sin,
    that being raised in the glory of the resurrection,
    he may be refreshed among the Saints and Elect.
    Through Christ our Lord.

    Amen.

  2. My favorite Lone Ranger story:

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto are at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, “Whose white horse is that outside?”

    The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around, and says, “It’s my horse. Why do you want to know?”

    The cowboy looks at him and says, “Well, your horse is standing out there in the sun and he don’t look too good.”

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto run outside and they see that Silver is in bad shape, suffering from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger moves his horse into the shade and gets a bucket of water. He pours some of the water over Silver and gives the rest to him to drink. Then he notices that there isn’t any breeze, so he asks Tonto if he would start running around Silver to get some air flowing and perhaps cool him down.

    Being a faithful friend, Tonto starts running around Silver. The Lone Ranger stands there for a bit, then realizes there is not much more he can do, so he goes back into the bar and orders another whiskey.

    After a bit, a cowboy walks in and says, “Whose white horse is that outside?”

    Slowly the Lone Ranger turns around and says, “That’s my horse, what’s wrong with him now?”

    “Nothing,” replied the cowboy, “I just wanted to let you know that you left your Injun running.”

  3. Driving while stoned, that’s a real rib tickler. Hardee har har.>>>
    I agree.
    And I always thought Foster Brooks’ act was asinine as well, yet he was beloved by a generation who thought drunkenness was a howler while thinking of pot as the devil’s weed.

    Also, the movie Arthur, not a comedy.

  4. Now that’s the kind of story that would be great for a movie! Glad to see that Jay took part in that escapade. Thank you Dave Letterman for letting Jay give us that story.

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