The Miracle Safe for your cold hard cash

36 Comments on The Miracle Safe for your cold hard cash

1. all is well until the burglar/wife/kids makes a sandwich

2. That dood has too much time on his hands.

3. That dood has too much time on his hands.

4. I would keep cash in the vegetable drawer in the fridge in a ziplock bag. No one would look in there.
   But in reality I have a 2000 pound safe in the basement that came with the house.
   It is bolted to the floor. The house was built around it. It went in when the floor was poured.

5. That dood has too much time on his hands.

   Lol, There’s a fucking echo in here.

6. Come the SHTF Apocalypse, the gangs of starving irradiated mutant raiders will head straight for your food supplies, first thing.

7. I keep mine in might right pocket. Right underneath my G19. Come get it.

8. Great idea….until they published it! Now i have to find another place.

9. Yeah, I’ve never found dope or money in a WD40 can, or similar with a screw top lid. First place crooks/cops (that have any intelligence) look. (eye roll)

10. Just as an aside; hiding cash or contraband in the fridge/freezer is one of the oldest tricks in the book. Has been used in countless movies and TV shows.

11. Only a racist would do that. Better to put it at the bottom of the pool.

12. In the past 8 years I haven’t found any ‘extra’ money that could be stashed. Certainly not enough that would require a quart jar.

    I’m quite sure that’s Bush’s fault. /s

13. I keep mine in my wife’s purse right next to my testicles.

14. Nice try. We’ll all put our cash in Miracle Whip jars and then MJA will break into our houses and steal the jars. Slick. Devious but slick.

15. @Muhammed’s pink swastika: I’ve had mine there for years. Safer than if insured by Lloyd’s of London. Heck, I can’t even get to them without permission.

16. septic tank …. believe me … the one place they don’t wanna go

17. That’s a lot of effort. It’s much easier to drop a few 1 ounce gold coins directly into the mayo. Gold won’t taint the mayo and the mayo won’t taint the gold. Worthless pieces of fiber are a hassle.

18. Yer gonna get some strange, disgusted looks at the Craps table when ya lay that money down on the Come line!

19. Seriously, why would any moron want
    to broadcast where they hide their shit?

20. @Reboot
    I ain’t talkin’ either.

21. Claude Balcz — DAMMIT!!!

22. You need to keep your cash inside aluminum foil inside the freezer like the politicians do.

23. All jokes aside, people who eat Miraclewhip have fucking problems.

24. Husband came up with best idea for paper money. Roll, place inside baggie, stash inside unused/dead electrical outlet, preferably hidden behind furniture.

25. @ Sarthurk, I mighta put my shit in your yard.
    Dontcha’know?

26. All my cash is stashed in a mayonnaise jar on the porch of Funk & Wagnalls. 🙂

27. Before we got the security system i would put awad of cash and car keys on a table out in the open before we went to sleep. Let em take the money and cars but leave us alone.

28. House catches fire….goodbye cash.

29. The wife hides my money. Don’t know where she puts it but she hides it well. I never see it again!

30. If it ain’t Mayo I’m not eating it. I hate MW. Had to eat that crap when I was young and poor.

31. Is ‘make my own mayo sometimes’ an admission of some sort?

32. Take an interior door off the hinges, drill a hole(s) in the top edge. Hide valuables in the holes. String or magnets help retrieve the goods. You and nobody else besides a demolition crew will ever see the holes.

33. All my money is in a bank in the middle of Beverly Hills, in somebody else’s name…

34. We hide our spare cash in an old pair of work boots. Been broken into twice, they got everything else, including obsolete electronics and cameras. Somewhere out there is an ad for a pair of tidy whiteys with skid marks. Sposta hide money in the fly. Probably works.

35. I have 5 Canadian quarters … they’re buried out in the back yard in a cigar box.
    Over in the Goose Compound, behind the second cinderblock – can’t say how deep, though, that might give it away …

    izlamo delenda est …

36. I just hide my cash inside the employment want ads section of the Daily Fishwrap.