When Legal Insurrection started in October 2008, that was how we let the world know we existed and what we were writing. So-called “blog whoring,” whereby smaller blogs clogged the inboxes of people at larger websites hoping for a link, was how it was done. This website would not have thrived without the appreciated links from Instapundit, Hot Air, Michelle Malkin, and dozens of other blogs.
Well…I bet it sells better than
the Michael Jackson or
Bill Cosby edition.
A James Brown version would be the absolute best. Singing to me my directions with funk in the background. Every time I make a correct turn he would shout “Huh!”. Wrong move, “Heyyyy!”
All I have is some Australian chick spewing out the directions. I feel as if I’m driving on the wrong side of the road and car.
It would be funny if I didn’t loathe that speckled old commie so much.
Only directs you right to the corner of BHO Blvd. & MLKJ Ave. in any American city.
With all the advances in artificial intelligence you would think that they could invent a GPS that can argue with you.
“I said turn LEFT! LEFT DAMN YOU, FINE! Do what you want, see if I care”
I’d like mine old-school Eddie Murphy.
Lazlo, I used to have one like that; I now refer to it as “The Ex-Wife Model.”
“Recalculatin’, Mofo…”
😉
I found the squirrel voice for Nuvi was the most entertaining.
Even if you were on a long straightaway, he’d chime in every so often with an off-the-wall question or observation.
“Heeey! Do you think that gas station sells walnuts?”
“If you see a squirrel run out in the middle of the road, don’t hit him! It could be my uncle. He’s craazy like that!”
“If I could reach the pedals, I think I would be a great driver!”
I don’t use any voice now.
@greetingsfromyonkers GPS:
Instructs you only either to go straight or turn right. GFY is a wholly heteronormative, conservative entity.
“You just turned left……who the fuck are you, Bernie Sanders?”
God is my smart ass co-pilot.
A douche calling a Prius a douchebuggy?
Sounds like Affirmative Action Privilege.
I can’t help but love Freeman lib that he is.
Does it come in a Samuel L. Jackson “Jules Winnfield” model?
The Jules Winnfield” model:
Didn’t you hear me say turn right M***ER F**KER!
http://legalinsurrection.com/2016/02/conservatives-are-prisoners-of-twitter/
I’m so old I remember when conservative blogs and websites used to communicate with each other on email lists and by frequent linking to each other.
When Legal Insurrection started in October 2008, that was how we let the world know we existed and what we were writing. So-called “blog whoring,” whereby smaller blogs clogged the inboxes of people at larger websites hoping for a link, was how it was done. This website would not have thrived without the appreciated links from Instapundit, Hot Air, Michelle Malkin, and dozens of other blogs.
Well…I bet it sells better than
the Michael Jackson or
Bill Cosby edition.
A James Brown version would be the absolute best. Singing to me my directions with funk in the background. Every time I make a correct turn he would shout “Huh!”. Wrong move, “Heyyyy!”
All I have is some Australian chick spewing out the directions. I feel as if I’m driving on the wrong side of the road and car.
It would be funny if I didn’t loathe that speckled old commie so much.
Only directs you right to the corner of BHO Blvd. & MLKJ Ave. in any American city.
With all the advances in artificial intelligence you would think that they could invent a GPS that can argue with you.
“I said turn LEFT! LEFT DAMN YOU, FINE! Do what you want, see if I care”
I’d like mine old-school Eddie Murphy.
Lazlo, I used to have one like that; I now refer to it as “The Ex-Wife Model.”
“Recalculatin’, Mofo…”
😉
I found the squirrel voice for Nuvi was the most entertaining.
Even if you were on a long straightaway, he’d chime in every so often with an off-the-wall question or observation.
“Heeey! Do you think that gas station sells walnuts?”
“If you see a squirrel run out in the middle of the road, don’t hit him! It could be my uncle. He’s craazy like that!”
“If I could reach the pedals, I think I would be a great driver!”
I don’t use any voice now.
@greetingsfromyonkers GPS:
Instructs you only either to go straight or turn right. GFY is a wholly heteronormative, conservative entity.
“You just turned left……who the fuck are you, Bernie Sanders?”