It’s gotten a bit grim in recent days, so let’s have some fun at Joe Biden’s expense. A million IOTW bucks for best example of why he’s “The Most Confused Man in the World.” Watch
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He once spent ten hours wondering who shit his pants.
He believed that he was the elected President of the United States.
He can’t understand how his son died 27 times. Each one was a different scenario, but the same as the son of the people that he was just talking to.
When he hears the words “excuse me, Mr. President” he surveys the room looking for Trump.
He once subbed “you know, the thing” for the word “equal”
When he sees a little girl he wants to sniff, he dribbles urine, farts, licks his lips, flairs his nostrils and starts muttering as he walks towards her.
He once thought it would be a good idea TO YELL AT the UN General Assembly about how Putin BRUTALLY INVADED Ukraine. So they’d understand that THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN!!!
Every time he heard hunter say the words “the big guy” he thought he was talking about the massive turd he left in the toilet that morning.
He thinks “dr” jill loves him.
He once consulted with the Easter Bunny on what to do with the Holy Land.
He once bragged in public about strong arming Ukraine into dropping the investigation of his son’s corruption.
“After witnessing His Bicycle skills….France returned the Tour de France Trophy
to Lance Armstrong”
FUCK TRUMP! PROVE MR WRONG!
Never argue with an idiot
Once, he stopped at an old-time western saloon in Nevada. He saw spittoon and took a leak in it. Then, he spit on the floor.
C’mon man! No joke, my Bogo dyed fightn Thanos at Wolf 359! There he wuz, in a Flemish farmhouse pined donwn in a hale of Jap bullets an he said, YOU SHALL PASS GAS! or sumin and leapt on an IUD to do abortion to…uh…anyway, lil girls, I liketa SNIFFEM!
He has won every ice cream eating contest in the last 50 years, mostly because he’s immune to brain freeze
He’s the most malignant man in the world – or was.
“, mostly because he’s immune to brain freeze”
A bazillion TUs.
Joe wants to post anti Trump comments on iotwreport using the handle “Anonymous” but Doctor Jill won’t allow it because Eric Swallowwell is already doing it.
Shitpants, and DOCTOR Jill, actually believed that when son Hunter started sleeping with his widow SiL very soon after brother Beau’s passing, it would give us all the warm fuzzies for their wonderfully loving clan.
SloJoe’s head has housed more shit than his pants ever could….
Don’t forget, he sold the property his own driveway was on and lost access to his home.
How, just how?
Truth is they really didn’t need him, they could’ve had a cardboard cut out.
Everything about these people is fake and a lie.
He stored top secret files in his garage thinking it would keep his corvette safe.