The multi-level chess masters of the GOP, and other tall tales

7 Comments on The multi-level chess masters of the GOP, and other tall tales

1. You can’t make this stuff up, folks. Oh, wait a minute… Yes. Yes you can…

   ?

2. The whole GOPEE establishment is totally illogical.

3. Ocho Rubio is an anchor baby. Neither of his parents were U.S. citizens at the time of his birth.

4. The Chess Masters of the GOPe:

   “King Me, muthahfuckah! I sunk yo Battleship!”

5. TICk off your base

   atTACk the front runner

   TOE the prog line

6. “If Cruz loses Iowa, he peters out in New Hamp­shire and doesn’t pose a risk of fin­ish­ing in a re­spect­able second place.”
   Possible, but not absolute.

   “That al­lows the es­tab­lish­ment win­ner out of the Gran­ite State to build mo­mentum as the anti-Trump al­tern­at­ive.”
   Possible, but only if they had momentum in the first place (Kasich? BWAHAHA).

   “A de­cent num­ber of Cruz’s sup­port­ers, when asked to choose a second can­did­ate, grav­it­ate to Ru­bio.”
   Entering Dreamland here.

   “Polls show many more of Trump sup­port­ers, by con­trast, would sup­port Cruz.”
   …only in the General if Cruz were the nominee. Otherwise, this sentence is a non-sequitur.

   “And even with Trump’s im­prov­ing fa­vor­ab­il­ity num­bers with­in the GOP, there are more Re­pub­lic­an voters who wouldn’t vote for him un­der any cir­cum­stances than say the same about the sen­at­or from Texas.”
   Okay…SO?!?

   My head hurts. And it’s too early for a beer.
   ALMOST.

7. Panic is so creative! I love it.