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Never have I ever been generous with my own money
Never have I ever won an argument with a liberal.
Paid my own way
Offered to pay rent for Mom’s basement.
Gone to a protest without covering your face.
Earned a trophy for an actual accomplishment.
Thought of yourself as anything other than a victim.
Made political sense.
Tolerated a conservative black person.
Understood economics. Especially capitalism.
Used rational argument instead of a chant.
Never have I ever used facts & common sense.
Never been naked in public.
Thought about taking personal responsibility
used my own money to provide food and shelter to an illegal immigrant.
Been an asset to my community or country.
Never have I ever turned down fish sticks.
Been knowledgeable.
tried to find solutions to any issues I march and protest about.
Never have I ever left a protest area clean
Never have I ever minded my own business
Had a non-punchable face.
If a kinda man…thought women could actually be competent , if a woman, thought a man was necessary..
Washed my dreadlocks.
Never have I ever had an intelligent thought of my own.
Used a toilet.
been free of the hive mind collective
going to a protest without my man-bun. (male)
going to a protest without my blue hair (female)
Made things difficult for myself to make it easier for another.
Never have I ever found a use for my degree in LGBTQ Studies
Never have I ever made a payment on my $85,000.00 student loan for said degree
Never have I ever been too busy working my ass off to find the time to protest innocuous horseshit.
Never have I ever taped a grasshopper to a pop bottle rocket and made it an astronaut…
Cleaned a gun? How about not crapping myself when I see a real gun? (But I looove John Wick!)
Horrorman nailed it in the first post. A Facebook friend posted today a pic of Jesus ‘demanding’ that Christians build homeless shelters. I responded by saying that ‘He would say you should do it. Will you?’ Still waiting on a response.
Never have I ever thought a conservative woman was worthy.
Never have I ever thought that the only participation trophy I expect in this life is a Headstone, and I am going to have to pay for it myself.
Never have I wasted my video game time trying to understand why someone might possibly disagree with my point of view.
Never have I ever actually gave a shit about anyone
Left a court room with less than 6 months in the slammer.
Cashed a check I actually earned.
Neglected to scream, “racist!”
Never have I peed standing up.
11 – never adopted. @BFH maybe consider an addition to the image section, “Has a punch-able face”? Nah, why overload the server?
Thanked my mom for not aborting me.
…been successful in my attempts not to offend anyone.
…created anything of value.
…suppressed a fart.
…listened.
…volunteered.
…employed.
…bathed.
…answered to Private.
…been inside a church or synagogue, much less actually prayed.
Never have I ever opposed low income housing…in YOUR neighborhood.
At the age of 10, Shoveled snow in the winter, Mowed yards in the summer, or had a lemonade stand to make money, then saved the money in a literal Piggy Bank.
Had a paper-route where you had to stuff, fold, band, and deliver the newspaper, then go “collecting” from all your customers, being sure to manage all their accounts accurately.
Stepped into the batter’s box.
@SailbadtheSinner.
That….was funny.
Laughed at a joke because all of them are offensive.
Given time or money to a charity I claim to support.
Used deodorant.
Been friends with or invited to my home someone of a different race or ethnicity.
Gotten my head out of my ass.
Left a tip for a server.
been to a NASCAR event
read a book about history other than school text book
played a game of football (except the European kind)
cleaned up all those left-handed shortcuts on my desktop.
Ate a steak without feeling guilty
had a real girlfriend or cleaned the splatter guard on my PC keyboard
Never have I ever turned down a free ________________ .
. . . shaved my armpits, or legs.
. . . picked up my dog’s poo.
Tweet trolled James Woods and won.
Accepted that Abe Lincoln was a Republican.
…Bathed two days in a row
Never, ever have I voluntarily paid more taxes than I owed in order to pay down the debt that I helped to run up!
Voluntarily paid extra income tax.
Question someone where they get there news from.
They make this weird face when you tell them something (real news) they are supposed to know already.
MAGA2016
KAG2020
Never Have I ever sent my children to Catholic schools grade 1-12 including Church on Sundays , and then
denied Christ and then raised them as full fledged atheist.
(True Story)
Never Have I ever claimed to Tolerate Trump as You had to Tolerate Obama.
Never held the door open for an old person.
Thought for myself.
Paid off on a lost bet or paid back a loan
lived on a farm.
worked on a farm.
lived in a small town.
worked in a small town… or anywhere.
paid my own tuition
Caught, cleaned, and cooked a stringer of fish.
Conservative version:
Considered life to be a series of pre-determined outcomes derived fron a nihlist perspective through the lens of my own conscious self-analysis.
Yours in Patriotism,
Barack Obama’s Dead Fly
had even one scintilla of self-awareness.
missed an Oscar telecast or Saturday Night Live performance.
given birth to an inconvenient child.
Never have I ever turned down a cheeseburger and fries.
read a book written by a Civil War veteran.
or by any veteran.
cleaned up after a protest
regretted getting a tattoo –yet.
Never have I ever considered that a non-Democrat might have a good idea.