The Nike AIR MARX

13 Comments on The Nike AIR MARX

1. The shit on the bottom of these shoes gives it a little extra funky flavor when made into poop soup.

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2. RFID chip to monitor social score and transfer social points.
   Taser to confirm loss of social points.

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3. Ha ha ha!

   “Forgive them; they know not what they do.”
   (I know it’s out of context and bordering on irreverence, but apropos)

   izlamo delenda est …

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4. And best yet they are free especially if you belong to a govt. approved victim group.

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5. Coming soon the Maxwell Smart Air Marx II with free built in Obama phone!

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6. @Saxindacity – Shouldn’t they be called “Marxwell Smart” shoes?

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7. One size fits all, because twenty different sizes is just capitalist excess.

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8. In sanders fascist world, only the commissars could afford these.

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9. Shoes are a cultural appropriation from white people.
   African negroes never had any shoes.
   Socialists only need ONE pair of shoes! (and those made of cardboard)
   The people of China, Japan, and Holland have wooden shoes – when they have to have shoes, at all.

   So, WTF does a Colin Kaeperdinck have to do with shoes, anyway?
   NIKE (which, by the way, is Archaeic Greek for “Shitty Shoes”) doesn’t GAF about anything other than money and free advertising (from “controversies” like this).

   izlamo delenda est …

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10. Colin who?

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11. It’s disgusting to see that logo in sports, isn’t it?

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12. Bernie Air Max forces someone else to walk a mile in your shoes while carrying you on their back…

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13. I’ll buy a dozen. I want to burn them at the next Outlaw Motorcycle Club bonfire

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