A guy burglarized a house and stopped for a bathroom break, and didn’t flush.
A turd burglar, of sorts?
It doesn’t say whether it was a 1 or a 2, but he’s going to do 2 to 3.
Whatever was in the bowl allowed investigators to match the DNA to Andrew David Jensen.
ht/ fdr in hell
23 and pee
No shittin’?
Maybe if he behaves they will wipe the record clean.
If he doesn’t behave, his record will be stuck to his shoe like toilet paper.
If Your’e A Thief Who Seeks Relief , Your Gig is Up !!!
Holy crap, something about this really stinks.
The swirling visions of waste is a putrid reminder of liberalism at its best.
It amazes me how easy it is to get DNA sampling done for low level crimes.
It used to take a murder. Not anymore. Simple burglary earns a DNA test.
deoxyribonucleic acid
Shit for brains left half his IQ behind.
That’s why the gov’t wants a national DNA database whether you volunteer for it or not.
A lot of DNA “scientists” are Affirmative Action guberment employees. Just sayin.’ But it’s a fact.
Gee
I have to put one in the white column
When the TSA asks you for your ID at the airport, I guess you can just crap in their hand.
Shit for brains moron.
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Yet they can’t find obama’s transcripts or charge hillary with sharing classified info.
Holy FLUSH!
Did they also find evidence of illicit drug use, diabetes, high triglycerides, and glioblastoma? If not, they got the RIGHT guy!
(Emily Post says “Always flush and remember to leave the damned seat DOWN, sh*thead!”)
hey, did he intend to burglarize this house or did he do it inadvertently when he had to go to the bathroom ?
intent carries a lot of weight with the fbi according to comey and the msm.
Gotta pity the specimen collector.
Problem is he may not get any time for what he did. They have the DNA but nobody’s bleeding, they may not even prosecute. Depends on how busy the DA is.