I blew it. Illustr8r sent this to me awhile ago, and now the story is blowing up.
Feel guilty about being white? Feel like you owe black people some reparations? Well, now you can do something about it. Some moron opened a site where jerks can shower blacks with dough, merchandise or services so that you’ll be able to look at your stupid face in the mirror.
King 5– What started out as a social experiment on Facebook has turned into a full-blown website where white people offer reparations to black people.
Seattle artist Natasha Marin launched the site that lets white people can offer services or contributions, and black people can make requests for material or immaterial needs. Marin wrote on the movement’s Facebook page it was to help blacks to feel better, happier, and more productive and is intended to last through the year.
“What if a stranger restored your belief in humanity, if only for a moment, by supporting you and allowing you to claim something you need in a material way?” Marin wrote.
So far the website has collected 29 offerings and 11 requests. The offerings range from web and graphic design services to childcare and a free beer. Requests include sculpting lessons, a service dog, and tuition assistance.
Users have already connected over donations for a surgery fund, medical assistance, and access to a recording studio among other things.
Poor PT Barnum alternates between jealous and ashamed with each rotation in his coffin!
How much are one-way freighter-class boat tickets to Africa?
I have never understood the concept of strangers asking for cash via gofund me or this type of site. Add in a little guilt and the gullible will dole out more apparently. My guess is donators are probably providing their disability payments or whatever funds they didn’t earn.
What is the shipping address?
Turds are not explicitly perishable items.
How about a boot in the ass along with a hearty “Get a Job, Asshole”
Same, Lazlo. I have a 5 gallon bucket of shit I could send.
The idea of people who want to help being matched with people who need help is intriguing. But damned if I’d get involved with a setup that tells me the donors HAVE to be white and the donees HAVE to be black. Fuck that shit; blacks lives don’t matter to me any more than others.
Dang, I had some barbecued chicken thighs tonight. I didn’t know that I could send the bones off as lucky charms to predict the future….roll them in the corner Montel…jes roll em’…
Regardless of people’s color, thugs are not impressed with your supposed kindness.
You cannot be more vested in somebody’s interest than they are themselves, it will not work out, just a fact of life.
Fundmecracker.biz
Fundmemofo.com
Gimmeyowallet.org
Whitehouse.gov
Where can I get some Reparation H?
I have this problematic, annoying black burning and bitching that simply will not go away.
Is there a website I can get a new arm because my great-great-grandfather got his blown off in the Battle of Shiloh?
… fighting for the Union I might add.
Sorry Billy, the website only supports giving a hand. You are requesting a whole arm. Where’s the website where I can give them a boot?
The best things come from Seattle don’t they! Wait till ya’ll meet Kshama Sawant!!!
gibsmeducats@fuqhonkey.com
It takes a real dumb white liberal to fork over cash to someone who feels entitled to a trophy just based on their skin color. What the hell ever happened to MLK?
At least it’s not a gooberment funded agency. That’s the one and only plus.
I have 25 pounds of lead I could give them. I probably should melt down and run it through a die i have all set up.