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The Raging Beta Boy Beto Says He May Not Be Done Yet!

Diogenes’ Middle Finger: Y’all remember when Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke ran for president? Well maybe not. But he did, I swear. He started strong, with a slick Vanity Fair cover and everything. But Beto just couldn’t get pass his younger, smarter, gayer rival Pete Buttgig in the polls. The Under-50 White Guy lane was too crowded. And he too, couldn’t out poll Marianne Sparkleshine Stardust Williamson. Beto spent like half his waking hours hopping on the countertops of coffee shops across Iowa,  saying “I am a nice safe white man. But not gay.” But to no avail. more

13 Comments on The Raging Beta Boy Beto Says He May Not Be Done Yet!

  1. Considering the mayors and governors that have been installed lately, not to mention the CA recall, then look at the grinning imbecile that was installed in the White House, I’d be worried!

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  2. When I lived in the predominantly Latino town of Lamesa in w Texas, here is what I saw when Beto ran for the Senate against Cruz(and came within just a few percentage points of winning).

    Trump’s massive deregulation of fracking brought a huge windfall to the Permian Basin. Near my town a large sand operation was built(a special blend of sands are used in fracking) and hired 100s of people from Lamesa. They were paying $30/hour to start.

    My neighbors, all Mex, were hired away from grocery & convenience stores that paid $10/hour or less. They bought new pick ups, fixed up their homes and were pretty happy.

    So come election time, I see Beto signs in their front yards! I ask them if they realize that Beto has promised to end fracking with massive new regulations. And that he’s fucking Irish, not hispanic!

    When George Carlin says to take a look at people with an average IQ and realize that half the population is dumber, he had to have been talking about my neighbors because I never once got a coherent answer for the yard signs.

    But Lamesa voted 71% for Beto.

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  3. Could never figure out the “Beto” name. I’ve lived in SoCal for many decades and I’ve never heard of anyone named Beto. Is it a Spanish version of Betty?

    All I can think of when I see his supposed first name is the red nuts Vietnamese people chew followed by spitting out long streams of red saliva.

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