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The Science is Settled – Brits Are Fruity Bastards

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Sociologists have found that sporty young men enjoy hopping into bed with other straight guys for a bit of nonsexual spooning

‘‘I love a quick cuddle. Just so you remember your friends are around and are there for you.” This is John, a self-identified straight guy who took part in a study investigating attitudes toward same-sex cuddling at a university in the U.K. Researchers found that 97.5% of heterosexual, male college athletes have shared a bed with another guy and 93.5% have indulged in spooning. “We very often have hangover cuddles and naps together,” reported another participant named Max.

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24 Comments on The Science is Settled – Brits Are Fruity Bastards

  1. I smell bullshit!

    Sample size was tiny and it strikes me as a way, way loaded “study” where a decidedly homosexual outcome was the goal all along.

  2. Just because you can fix a leaky faucet, doesn’t make you a plumber.
    Just because you can change a light bulb, doesn’t make you an electrician.
    Sleep spooning with one guy, gay, the rest of your life.

  3. Between WWI and WWII all of the MEN in the UK were killed off. Nothing left but sissies and pillow biters. Or, at least a great majority of those who remain are sissies and pillow biters.

    I don’t believe in eugenics, but the UK really makes you scratch your head and say “Hmmmmmm?”

  4. The simple fact of the matter is that if one dude lays with another dude, they’re both faggots, by definition.

    They can call themselves anything they want, it doesn’t change the fact.

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