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The Social Security Scofflaw

Click2Houston: Man with Social Security tattoo on forehead wanted by Houston police after numerous robberies.

A Houston man with a remarkably distinctive tattoo is wanted in connection with several aggravated robberies on the city’s northside.

“They’re calling this guy ‘Social Security’ because he actually has his Social Security (number) tattooed across his forehead,” veteran Houston police investigator, Frank Heenan, said.

In fact, Robert Wooten, 40, has several tattoos, another appears to indicate his area code.

The numbers “713” appear prominently on his neck. more

13 Comments on The Social Security Scofflaw

  1. Whenever this genius gets out of the pokey, LifeLock will probably hire him as a spokesman. Of course there probably aren’t many people stupid enough to try to steal this guy’s SSN (unless they have substantially more felonies than he does which seems to be unlikely).

  2. Puts a whole new spin on “don’t you know who I am”?
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    He shoulda had it too’d on backwards, that’d a fooled em.
    *****
    Wonder if he had to wear a tag with his school bus # on it when he was a young-un?

  3. 🚫 THE INBREEDING HAS GOT TO STOP! 🚫

    🍟 Case: Teenager tries to hold up a POLICE STATION with gun threat:
    http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/05/08/pd-teenager-tried-to-rob-officer-at-police-station/

    “I didn’t say nothing like that (I had a gun), I swear to God I didn’t say nothing like that; that’s why they didn’t find no guns on me,” Manuel said. “Man I play like that all the time, I didn’t think she would take it seriously.”

    Uhh, play like what? Saying you had a gun when you didn’t have one?
    Take WHAT seriously? That you said you had a gun when you didn’t?
    You just indicted yourself Mr. Dindunuffin’.

  4. I had an uncle who had his SSN tattooed on his arm. He was actually a WWII war hero who saved some guys lives when the battleship they were on got torpedoed out from under them… but then after the war he ended up spending pretty much the next 40 yrs in prison!

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