Click2Houston: Man with Social Security tattoo on forehead wanted by Houston police after numerous robberies.
A Houston man with a remarkably distinctive tattoo is wanted in connection with several aggravated robberies on the city’s northside.
“They’re calling this guy ‘Social Security’ because he actually has his Social Security (number) tattooed across his forehead,” veteran Houston police investigator, Frank Heenan, said.
In fact, Robert Wooten, 40, has several tattoos, another appears to indicate his area code.
The numbers “713” appear prominently on his neck. more
Some people are too ignorant to understand the degree of their stupidity.
Whenever this genius gets out of the pokey, LifeLock will probably hire him as a spokesman. Of course there probably aren’t many people stupid enough to try to steal this guy’s SSN (unless they have substantially more felonies than he does which seems to be unlikely).
He’s not on doing payday loans with Montel yet? Slowwww
The man’s a genius!
Why can’t we just tattoo I.D. Info on the faces of all felons.
Go 10-years clean, and we will remove it for free.
Keep screwing up, and it stays on.
Good thing he didn’t have a hard on for Jenny……867-5309…….Song stuck much?….your welcome…LOL…
Puts a whole new spin on “don’t you know who I am”?
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He shoulda had it too’d on backwards, that’d a fooled em.
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Wonder if he had to wear a tag with his school bus # on it when he was a young-un?
It turns out “Robert Wooten” is tattooed on the back of each hand.
Just get him a dog collar or invisible chip…. in fact put an invisible chip in all the felons. Their parole officer will always know where they are.
I don’t want to know where his password was tattooed…
Somehow I don’t think this guy has to worry about having his identity stolen. Nowhutimean?
We’re only 10 days into 2018 and this moron has already qualified as the dumbest criminal of the year.
🚫 THE INBREEDING HAS GOT TO STOP! 🚫
🍟 Case: Teenager tries to hold up a POLICE STATION with gun threat:
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/05/08/pd-teenager-tried-to-rob-officer-at-police-station/
Uhh, play like what? Saying you had a gun when you didn’t have one?
Take WHAT seriously? That you said you had a gun when you didn’t?
You just indicted yourself Mr. Dindunuffin’.
I had an uncle who had his SSN tattooed on his arm. He was actually a WWII war hero who saved some guys lives when the battleship they were on got torpedoed out from under them… but then after the war he ended up spending pretty much the next 40 yrs in prison!