The South Will Rise Again With a Fruity New Flag!

35 Comments on The South Will Rise Again With a Fruity New Flag!

1. I’d call it the “Diagonal Lines Intersecting on a Surrender” Flag.

2. As a Southerner, I’d prefer a flag with a message. Specifically, one that says

   — LEAVE US —
   THE HELL ALONE

3. American Airlines had better sue right now.

4. The confederate anti-battle flag.

5. Isn’t that the guy with the black-eye’s shirt from a few posts below? Seriously…take a look.

6. I believe you are correct. If you look close, you can see blood spatter and grass stains on the “flag.”

7. I have had a Confederate battle flag folded in my dresser drawer for 50 years. It has never flown, might be time to run it up the flagpole.
   These assholes are starting to piss me off.

8. Wow, I’m really glad our fiscal and monetary problems, the whole mess in the Middle East, and the thorny issue of immigration have been solved so we can spend our time and attention on this diversionary crap.

   But then again, that’s the point…

9. I’ve got the brand new Democrats’ flag!
   https://www.google.com/search?q=nazi+flag&biw=1600&bih=789&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIlfeli92hyAIVAe0eCh1_AQ7g

   They didn’t ask, but they should be thanking me!

10. I thought it was a Hurricane Warning Flag.

11. This is the flag to stomp…

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EMh54SVw64o/UlRKdbtEAxI/AAAAAAAAQCs/eXrWsPVlHsg/s400/Rainbow-American-Flag.png

12. Yipes, stripes, Beechnut’s got’em,
    Yipes, stripes, in fruit stripe gum. . . .

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUKenR9k238
    .

13. “The South” needs a new flag, because…. Inclusion!

14. Registered Trademark infringement lawsuit filed by Valvoline in 3-3-1…

15. Hahaha! Make that 3-2-1, Edit buttion!

16. Button! I give up. I’ll shut up, now.

17. I have a homemade Confederate battle flag that a HS girlfriend made for me. I used to have hanging on the wall inside. But it has been years. A couple of months ago she contacted me thru FB and asked if I still had it. She had been asked what was the most unusual gift you have given a boyfriend. I went and dug it out.
    it is dated Dec 25 1980 so going on 35 yrs. Guess yours is older than mine.

18. Good grief, I’m old enough to remember that fruit stripes gum commercial. Subliminal advertising must work if I still remember that and it’s still stuck in my head all these years later.

19. The quickest and surest way to kill this design’s acceptance would be for the Klan to adopt it as their standard. The progturds wouldn’t know whether to fart or wind their wristwatches they’d be so hot and bothered.

20. I have seldom seen anything as ludicrous. That being said, the progtards are probably already having it painted on the roof of their Prius, Volt or Subaru’s.

21. Now entering Valvoline Country

22. The only way that flag could be fruitier is if it had a photo of Obama on it.

23. Too bad there’s no way to help NPR get over it’s irrational attachment to Barack Hussein Obama.

24. B INSANE Obama

25. I never owned a Confederate Flag in my life … until a couple of months ago. When the ferals started feigning offense and Amazon buckled and quit carrying them, I got one from Cooter’s which is positioned on the side of my garage.

    Fuck these revisionist, hate-America cocksuckers.

26. Where can I buy one. . . . so I can burn it. Right along with the rainbow flag, and the ISIS black flag.
    Record it all, and post on YouTube. Stir that pot, but GOOD!
    Then watch the hate sparks fly!

27. A young (liberal) guy in our office asked me last week which woman I would like to see on the $10 bill. I told him I don’t care, that we have bigger issues as country to worry about, and named a few. He looked a little hurt, and I just walked back to my office.

28. Oh – I thought you were trying to spell butt onion. 🙂

29. My flag submission and advice for PBS:
    https://iconicphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/johnny-cash-finger-2.jpg

30. NPR too.

31. Next time some Libtard asks about “which woman to put on the currency”, tell them Ayn Rand (The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged). Then step back and watch Libtard heads go ‘splody.

32. Just when you think this bullshit has died down….. Here they come again.

    Doesn’t the National Palestinian Radio have something bigger to entertain themselves with?

33. Butt onions will definitely make you cry. Or so I hear…

    ; }

34. What if the libtard is ign’ant?

35. The stars-and-bars and bonnie blue.