Is this a solution in search of a problem?
I can't even. Like why didn't I think of this?! #tatatowel pic.twitter.com/kKr4A0Hemn
— Mary Staes (@MStaes) August 2, 2017
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Time to start watching for the gals wearing this out and about.
Walmart will be a good start.
The towels should be printed with hands holding the boob area.
Shouldn’t it be called a Hooter Hammock?
Chris Cristi Could Have Used these at The Beach ! People Wear Socks To The Beach There, So No One Would Even Notice !!!
One of the reasons God made us bi-nary was so that males can enjoy clothing accessories like this!
Melon slings?
But *I* thought THAT’s why we – when I was 7 or so – called them
Over The Shoulder Boulder Holders!
A couple of pussy hats and a string would work just as well.
Do they have a quad cup, two in the front and two in the back, for all the large lovelies who will be wearing these?
Puppy holsters
Over the shoulder boulder holder.
These are what killed Goliath.
Seems they could only find fatties to model them.
Hardly fatties, but skinny minnies don’t need ’em.
In any case, they used to have bra tops made of terry cloth, so she probably used one of her mom’s old ones as the inspiration.
Just as long as you don’t start pulling money out of there
to pay me for your smokes (or anything else).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYJskKwUqJk
Double Barrel Sling Shot
The less endowed ladies will have to wait for the Nipple Napkin.
IDK. How about just putting on a shirt? Am I missing something here?
I think this would work only on big ol’ saggy boobs. It would ride up and off perky little titties.
I would call it The Jugg Rugg. It can also be worn while fixing me a sammich.
LOL. Useless!
I’m gonna head out to the store for 2 red solo cups and some twine. I gottanidea.
I freeze 1 inch of water on the bottom of the cups, then fashion the twine and the cups into a bikini top.
Cools you off nice! I call it: Frosteets.
@Bman August 8, 2017 at 11:20 am
And you’ve got somewhere to wipe your fingers when you’re through.
it’s good to keep abreast of things
I’d be a bit concerned about falling out of them so I wouldn’t wear it out of my own cloister.
I’m working on a similar product for under-endowed men.
I’m gonna call it the Wing Wang Washcloth.