12 Comments on There’s a Guy Trying to Look Like a Ken Doll
How long before we have to call him Caitlyn?
He does look like plastic.
Ken all over? Twig and berries too?
He looks like an embalmed Wayne Newton
He should not show up at my gym. Actually with those cheek bones that’s gotta be a bitch.
If you really want to be like Ken, rigor mortis needs to set in.
That was some stiff doll.
I suppose Mattel didn’t want to spend the money to make joints.
If he was serious he would have paid someone to shrink himself down to fit into the car
That’s not a guy
Oh, those trust fund baby blues. Who needs the Twilight Zone when we’ve got real life horror shows we can watch in almost real time.
He looks like Barbie
Wow! The length of his head is greater than the width of his shoulders!
How dafuq’d he do dat?
izlamo delenda est …
I seen people in caskets look better than him. Is this guy a training aid for mortician apprentices?
How long before we have to call him Caitlyn?
He does look like plastic.
Ken all over? Twig and berries too?
He looks like an embalmed Wayne Newton
He should not show up at my gym. Actually with those cheek bones that’s gotta be a bitch.
If you really want to be like Ken, rigor mortis needs to set in.
That was some stiff doll.
I suppose Mattel didn’t want to spend the money to make joints.
If he was serious he would have paid someone to shrink himself down to fit into the car
That’s not a guy
Oh, those trust fund baby blues. Who needs the Twilight Zone when we’ve got real life horror shows we can watch in almost real time.
He looks like Barbie
Wow! The length of his head is greater than the width of his shoulders!
How dafuq’d he do dat?
izlamo delenda est …
I seen people in caskets look better than him. Is this guy a training aid for mortician apprentices?