Oh, those scamps. Next thing you know they’ll try and lie about being a religion of peace.
Fish googly eyes a new scam in Kuwait
Seller found duping customers by sticking ‘fresh’ fake eyes to decomposing fish.
Dubai: A video showing a fish with plastic eyes pushed Kuwaiti authorities to close a shop that was trying to fraud people by hiding its rotting eyes. The state of a fish’s eyes indicates its freshness.
The video posted on Facebook was shared on WhatsApp groups and then was posted on the Twitter account of Kuwaiti newspaper Al Bayan — it then went viral.
Yellow, cloudy and sunken-into-the-head eyes are signs that the fish is more than two days old.
“We’re admittedly torn about this, because there’s nothing funny about foodborne illness,” writes Jelisa Castrodale at Munchies, “but googly eyes are HILARIOUS.” Other vendors were looking to capitalize, advertising “fish without contact lenses.”
what a counkydink. I bet if you were blind folder and relying on your sense of smell, this fish market and Hitlaries Lezbo meeting would both smell the same.
I know, I’m going to hell.
I wonder how they advertise a dead goat.
“For the Best Experience. EXTREMELY Submissive”
Mozlems are the most civilized people on earth according to oboinkiodonga. This doesn’t surprise me at all. That fish looks like that broad Sarsour… same eyes, same stench, same slimy skin.
If they really wanted to disguise that fish they could’ve put the fake Groucho Marx glasses on it, you know the ones with the big glasses, fake eyebrows and mustache. That’d really throw them for a loop since Groucho was Jewish.
What not to do when there’s an embargo on Fabreeze.
That shows how disgustingly they Live, the Markets they Eat from smell like Tuna Cannery exhaust. Not to mention the recurrent lack of Scrupels or Empathy.
They belong right where they are.
A blind dude was walking down the street, banging his stick against everything.
He got to the fish market, paused and took a big whiff.
He then said, Morning ladies!
Kuwaiti fishmonger got the idea from how Hitlery’s team disguises her morbidity with sunglasses, tunics made of tarps, broomsticks up her ass to keep her upright and many. many iv drugs.
Just imagine how bad she smells!
In the words of Lamprey Bogart, “Here’s looking at YOU, squid.”
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