65 Comments on These are the strangest names of cities in each state?
I spend a lot of time in Margaritaville. It’s funny, there’s one in every state I have ever lived or visited.
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You’ve never been to Athol, Idaho have you. Nice little one horse town, not so great a name. And why is Spuds in Florida and not Idaho?
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Long time ago I moved from shit-hole, CA.
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In the Soviet State of Washington, the town of “Auburn” started out being called “Slaughter.”
(It’s okay to fantasize about Liberals going there to be mixed with the cattle and pigs…)
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There’s also a Hell, Texas.
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Cucamonga, CA didn’t make the list.
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Also in Washington, Humptulips, Tokeland, Tillicum.
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San Fransicko didn’t make it either.
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Lizard Lick, NC and River Styx, OH. Isn’t there a Point Blank in Texas?
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It’s not a town, but there is a roadside historic marker for the place where Lewis and Clark were pinned down for several days due to torrential rains. It was their last campsite before they saw the Pacific. Dismal Nitch.
It inspired an embroidered pillow for Geoff C. “We may never have Paris, but we will always have Dismal Nitch.”
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I wonder if Maxine Waters ever tried to find out where Changa Chunga island is.
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Dyckesville, WI.
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“SEATTLE?! Stop it – you’re KILLING me!”
– H. Simpson –
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Knob Lick, MO.
Where is your girlfriend from?
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Intercourse, PA
Big Bone Lick in, where else… KY!
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Kanab, Kanosh, Koosharem, La Verkin, Manti, Moab, Moroni, Nephi, Ophir, Paragonah, Panguitch, Parowan, Scipio, Sigurd, Tabiona, Tooele (too-illa)
all in Utah!
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Happy Bottom, SC
And no, Buttigeig and his husband did not honeymoon there.
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Blueball and Lititz, PA
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Tehran, Illinois
French Lick, Indiana
Goatfucker Martha’s Vineyard *
(* I may have made that one up)
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Mesquite, NV always makes me hungry.
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A lot of good buffets in Mesquite!
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Lashmeet,WV.
Bucksnort,TN.
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WDS – Do you mean Gladys,SC by any chance?
(pronounced Gladass)
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How could I forget! Duckwater, NV. lol!
@Steve Brown. I will check that out. We drive through there on the way to Utah a couple of times a year.
The only place I’ve been in Mesquite is Macaroni Grill or someplace like that.
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Slapout, Alabama
Two Egg, Florida
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Cumming, GA
If you are close to there and stuck in traffic; “think about baseball”
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Next time you’re in the Youngstown area be sure to stop by Sodom, Ohio. They’ll show you an ass-rippin’ good time.
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That line for “Satan’s Kingdom” is too short.
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…not sure if it’s deliberate, but there’s a Peewee Valley KY, and if you go down on I-65 from there, you’ll end up in Brownsville, KY, but I’m sure it’s just a coincidence…
I truthfully used to live in Dilles Bottom, Ohio. Dille liked it.
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I always favored ‘Beaver Crossing’ in Nebraska!
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Here in PA, we have “Intercourse”, just down the road from “Gap”.
Deep inna heart of Amish country.
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Don’t forget Mianus, CT.
Exit 5 off of I-95.
Some humor just writes itself.
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Whatever happen to Obuttholeville, Illinois?
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Well, we have Nothing.
(Az)
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Belfry, Two Dot and Yaak, MT. And then there’s Nolackaloonies, the Capital..
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Toomsuba, Mississippi
Mitylene, Alabama
Hahira, Georgia
Eridu, Florida
Iddo, Florida
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Bumpass, Virginia
Between, Georgia…
Where do you live?
In Between.
In between what?
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My mother and sister were born not far from Big Stone Gap, VA. And my bro-in-law lives near Grass Lake, MI. Up the road a bit from me is Zolfo Springs, FL, and a bit farther is Kissimee.
These names aren’t really humorous, simply odd.
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I can’t believe no one’s mentioned Cut and Shoot, Texas.
Meddybemps, Misery Gore, Caratunk, Eggamoggin, Molunkus, and Mattawaumkeg, all towns in Maine, but the best location is Cowshit Corner on Rt 194 in north Newcastle, Me.
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Oblong, IL and Normal, IL. Never forget one society page headline when growing up back there: Oblong Man Marries Normal Woman. Those were the days…
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Effingham IL
Effing SC
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Walla Walla is well known. Asa a name that gets a lot of attention. Absorokee, pronounced ab zor key, Montana or bzorkee by kids under five is another one.
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Sedro Woolley, Washington and Climax, Colorado usually make these lists.
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I like “Chicken Bristle” myself (and it’s on the map).
I’m imagining a SJW cleaning product. Sourced from free-range chickens, of course.
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Cumby TX – home of the Trojans.
I kid you not.
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Bumpass VA is pronounced Bum-pus. Lots of places in VA are spelled one way and pronounced another …
So residents can correct you.
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Here in MI, we have both Hell and Paradise.
Colon and Flushing
Dick, located about an hour north of the bridge.
Since we have Dick we apparently needed Climax.
And Lord help us, we even have Gay, MI.
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We have the Fudge Factory here in Uranus, MO.
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This native Iowan believes they nailed the Iowa town name
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Knockemstiff, Ohio.
Quonochontaug, R.I.
Tightsqueeze, Va.
Ten Sleep, Wyo.
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Freesoil vs. Hell or Christmas in Michigan? I think not.
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Outside the US, for the best foreign name: Dildo, NF, Canada.
North of Calgary, there used to be a town called Dog Pound. They must have changed the name because it is not on any current maps. Or, maybe the dogs all escaped.
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@Truckbuddy: Virginians pronounce different than we spell so we can spot the Yankees quickly. They ask for directions and we know by the way the way they pronounce the town, ‘yah not from heah, are yah?’
They also don’t know which way the Shenandoah Valley runs… They say they’re going ‘up the valley’ when they’re heading north. We know that’s downhill, so we call it ‘down the valley’ when they’re heading to Winchester.
Alaskan odd ball names
Lime Village, Livengood, King Salmon, Elfin Cove, Funny River, Coldfoot , Red Devil, Meyers Chuck, New Igloo, New Knockhock, Mary’s Igloo
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Old Licking Hole, virginia
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I drive through boring Oregon 2 or 3 times a week. kind of a small town but there was a drama school there. Yeah, it probably is boring.
I always thought weed Oregon name was the weirdest one in Oregon.
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There is a Kountze, Texas.
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Beaver Lick, KY.
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I used to live in Jackpot Nevada. Nothing strange about the name Jackpot in Nevada FFS.
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Whiskey Dick gets my vote. Side coulee in Palisades WA.
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Possum Corner, Mo.
Negro Head, Ar.
Indian Head, Md.
izlamo delenda est …
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Zap in ND is part of the ND Cereal Cities — Zap, Gackle and Mott!
I spend a lot of time in Margaritaville. It’s funny, there’s one in every state I have ever lived or visited.
You’ve never been to Athol, Idaho have you. Nice little one horse town, not so great a name. And why is Spuds in Florida and not Idaho?
Long time ago I moved from shit-hole, CA.
In the Soviet State of Washington, the town of “Auburn” started out being called “Slaughter.”
(It’s okay to fantasize about Liberals going there to be mixed with the cattle and pigs…)
There’s also a Hell, Texas.
Cucamonga, CA didn’t make the list.
Also in Washington, Humptulips, Tokeland, Tillicum.
San Fransicko didn’t make it either.
Lizard Lick, NC and River Styx, OH. Isn’t there a Point Blank in Texas?
It’s not a town, but there is a roadside historic marker for the place where Lewis and Clark were pinned down for several days due to torrential rains. It was their last campsite before they saw the Pacific. Dismal Nitch.
It inspired an embroidered pillow for Geoff C. “We may never have Paris, but we will always have Dismal Nitch.”
I wonder if Maxine Waters ever tried to find out where Changa Chunga island is.
Dyckesville, WI.
“SEATTLE?! Stop it – you’re KILLING me!”
– H. Simpson –
Knob Lick, MO.
Where is your girlfriend from?
Intercourse, PA
Big Bone Lick in, where else… KY!
Kanab, Kanosh, Koosharem, La Verkin, Manti, Moab, Moroni, Nephi, Ophir, Paragonah, Panguitch, Parowan, Scipio, Sigurd, Tabiona, Tooele (too-illa)
all in Utah!
Happy Bottom, SC
And no, Buttigeig and his husband did not honeymoon there.
Blueball and Lititz, PA
Tehran, Illinois
French Lick, Indiana
Goatfucker Martha’s Vineyard *
(* I may have made that one up)
Mesquite, NV always makes me hungry.
A lot of good buffets in Mesquite!
Lashmeet,WV.
Bucksnort,TN.
WDS – Do you mean Gladys,SC by any chance?
(pronounced Gladass)
How could I forget! Duckwater, NV. lol!
@Steve Brown. I will check that out. We drive through there on the way to Utah a couple of times a year.
The only place I’ve been in Mesquite is Macaroni Grill or someplace like that.
Slapout, Alabama
Two Egg, Florida
Cumming, GA
If you are close to there and stuck in traffic; “think about baseball”
Next time you’re in the Youngstown area be sure to stop by Sodom, Ohio. They’ll show you an ass-rippin’ good time.
That line for “Satan’s Kingdom” is too short.
…not sure if it’s deliberate, but there’s a Peewee Valley KY, and if you go down on I-65 from there, you’ll end up in Brownsville, KY, but I’m sure it’s just a coincidence…
https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Pewee+Valley,+Kentucky/Brownsville,+Kentucky+42210/data=!4m8!4m7!1m2!1m1!1s0x88699962d45d8b35:0x14e1e5701a643cad!1m2!1m1!1s0x8866007e1294cf43:0x70e1eb33a4c3700!3e0?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjtuIXt5v7mAhWWXc0KHdULB0AQox0wAHoECAsQEg
I truthfully used to live in Dilles Bottom, Ohio. Dille liked it.
I always favored ‘Beaver Crossing’ in Nebraska!
Here in PA, we have “Intercourse”, just down the road from “Gap”.
Deep inna heart of Amish country.
Don’t forget Mianus, CT.
Exit 5 off of I-95.
Some humor just writes itself.
Whatever happen to Obuttholeville, Illinois?
Well, we have Nothing.
(Az)
Belfry, Two Dot and Yaak, MT. And then there’s Nolackaloonies, the Capital..
Toomsuba, Mississippi
Mitylene, Alabama
Hahira, Georgia
Eridu, Florida
Iddo, Florida
Bumpass, Virginia
Between, Georgia…
Where do you live?
In Between.
In between what?
My mother and sister were born not far from Big Stone Gap, VA. And my bro-in-law lives near Grass Lake, MI. Up the road a bit from me is Zolfo Springs, FL, and a bit farther is Kissimee.
These names aren’t really humorous, simply odd.
I can’t believe no one’s mentioned Cut and Shoot, Texas.
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/45092
Meddybemps, Misery Gore, Caratunk, Eggamoggin, Molunkus, and Mattawaumkeg, all towns in Maine, but the best location is Cowshit Corner on Rt 194 in north Newcastle, Me.
Oblong, IL and Normal, IL. Never forget one society page headline when growing up back there: Oblong Man Marries Normal Woman. Those were the days…
Effingham IL
Effing SC
Walla Walla is well known. Asa a name that gets a lot of attention. Absorokee, pronounced ab zor key, Montana or bzorkee by kids under five is another one.
Sedro Woolley, Washington and Climax, Colorado usually make these lists.
I like “Chicken Bristle” myself (and it’s on the map).
I’m imagining a SJW cleaning product. Sourced from free-range chickens, of course.
Cumby TX – home of the Trojans.
I kid you not.
Bumpass VA is pronounced Bum-pus. Lots of places in VA are spelled one way and pronounced another …
So residents can correct you.
Here in MI, we have both Hell and Paradise.
Colon and Flushing
Dick, located about an hour north of the bridge.
Since we have Dick we apparently needed Climax.
And Lord help us, we even have Gay, MI.
We have the Fudge Factory here in Uranus, MO.
This native Iowan believes they nailed the Iowa town name
Knockemstiff, Ohio.
Quonochontaug, R.I.
Tightsqueeze, Va.
Ten Sleep, Wyo.
Freesoil vs. Hell or Christmas in Michigan? I think not.
Outside the US, for the best foreign name: Dildo, NF, Canada.
North of Calgary, there used to be a town called Dog Pound. They must have changed the name because it is not on any current maps. Or, maybe the dogs all escaped.
@Truckbuddy: Virginians pronounce different than we spell so we can spot the Yankees quickly. They ask for directions and we know by the way the way they pronounce the town, ‘yah not from heah, are yah?’
They also don’t know which way the Shenandoah Valley runs… They say they’re going ‘up the valley’ when they’re heading north. We know that’s downhill, so we call it ‘down the valley’ when they’re heading to Winchester.
Two Egg, FL
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Egg,_Florida
Alaskan odd ball names
Lime Village, Livengood, King Salmon, Elfin Cove, Funny River, Coldfoot , Red Devil, Meyers Chuck, New Igloo, New Knockhock, Mary’s Igloo
Old Licking Hole, virginia
I drive through boring Oregon 2 or 3 times a week. kind of a small town but there was a drama school there. Yeah, it probably is boring.
I always thought weed Oregon name was the weirdest one in Oregon.
There is a Kountze, Texas.
Beaver Lick, KY.
I used to live in Jackpot Nevada. Nothing strange about the name Jackpot in Nevada FFS.
Whiskey Dick gets my vote. Side coulee in Palisades WA.
Possum Corner, Mo.
Negro Head, Ar.
Indian Head, Md.
izlamo delenda est …
Zap in ND is part of the ND Cereal Cities — Zap, Gackle and Mott!