Peter Hans Emery broke into a neighbors medicine lock box and took a number of pills from the bottle marked “Hydrocodone-Acetaminophen.” Caught on camera, Emery admitted to throwing the pills away after discovering they didn’t trigger the kind of reaction he had expected. More
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That’s a butt load of karma right there.
Maybe he wanted to make his own bricks.
When arrested the perp looked extremely gaunt and exhausted. Additional charges have been lodged for vandalism after the patrol officer inspected the prowl cars rear seat.
Police just followed the trail right to his home.
Cato for the win!
His daddy’s gonna rip him a new asshole, unless the Schedule “S” drugs already did.
What a moving story.
TWO OBSERVATIONS
1. Pinellas Park has the *finest* residents of immaculate refinement!
2. More proof WalMart equivalents WORK!
Would it be wrong to hope that he had a nagging cough?
Hope his hideout was full of teenage girls and one bathroom.
Now ain’t that the shits?
Ummm…. What laxative looks like hydrocodone? One would think that yet another “Florida man” does not even know what he is stealing.
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Homo Floridius (aka “Florida Man”) seems to be in the news a lot lately.
It all can out all right in the end.
He thought he’d made a clean getaway.
Easy come, easy go.
His problems are behind him now.
Shouldn’t that “oops” really read “poops.”
Smooth move ex-lax. What ya gonna do for an encore.