CNN currently gets 767,000 primetime viewers a night.
Newsbusters ran the numbers and figured out that there are more people who ride a bike to work than CNN viewers.
There are more Walmart employees than CNN viewers.
More people have chickens as pets than those that tune in to CNN in primetime.
I’m pretty sure there are more men abusing themselves to Mexican weather girls than watch CNN.
ht/ christian pdx
Oy Caramba! She got a Quarter Ass. You could bounce a quarter off that ass and get back two dimes and a nickel!
You’re right Senior Fur, this beats CNN hands down!https://youtu.be/Jd2VTm1e5CA
Oy Caramba! would be an awesome name for a kosher Mexican restaurant/bar.
More socks disappear in people’s dryers every day than people who watch CNN.
Bellybutton lint collecting is more popular than cnn.
There’s more bicycle seat sniffers too, at least when they’re not watching cnn.
There are more Bolivian surfers than there are CNN viewers;
…more conservative Prius owners;
…more truthful politicians;
There are more CNN employees than CNN viewers.
Watching Benny Hill reruns is more popular than cnn.
There are more people who live in Anartica than watch cnn.
There are more people busy rotating the tires on the lawn mower than watching CNN
There are more cooties in Hillary’s panties than people watching CNN.
Since I watch zero news programing I’m probably not qualified to judge this one.
But actually the entire MSM is more popular with me than my recent experience trying to take my first crap five days after most recent surgery. Anyone having had surgeries is probably familiar with what joy that is. Similar to trying to pass a bowling ball with pine cones glued to it.
This is the first time I’ve had the use of my right hand to type and use the mouse or track pad since 5/24. Which reminds me, maybe I should take another look at the Mexican weather girl up there. I’m old, but I ain’t dead. And to all you smart ass youngsters out there, “Your day will come. So remember that even if you can no longer cut the mustard, you can still lick the jar.”
I’m thinking the young lady above and a glass of ice water would be enough to kill me.
This commentary without the assistance of any pain meds for three or four days…
Things more popular than cnn;
Root canals
Barium enemas
being kicked repeatedly in the shins
being married to my 1st wife
being married to me
Yugo cars
old white people
a ticket for 35 in a 25
stumping a toe on the way to the can @ 2am
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Half the people who watch CNN are just watching so they can call them out on stuff.
Gas station sushi?
Oh, wait, CNN is gas station sushi.
More popular than watching cnn:
Drano enema’s
listening to endless loops of Yoko Ono singing
doing a population survey of seagulls at the city dump
laundering Hillary Clinton’s underpants
unclogging sewage drain backups
watching Cher in any movie
Listening to an hour of Shepard Smith
watching drunks eat crackers
OK, took me 30 minutes to get by that pic. So, what are talking about?
Mexican tap water is more popular than CNN
We’re talking about the hot Mexicans asses on all the waitresses at Oy Carumba.
Anyone find a Mexican weather girl who speaks English?? Asking for a friend.
Chelsea Clinton-Hubbell’s nude centerfold
Perry MAY 3, 2019 AT 5:08 PM
Anyone find a Mexican weather girl who speaks English?? Asking for a friend.
YOU WANT TO TALK!!!?
More people eat dogshit and bark at the moon than watch CNN – but some of the same people do both.
Anymouse: Just thought it would make checking the weather a little more interesting and easier to explain when my wife was nearby. Asking for a friend.
Picture Lenny and Squiggy on “Laverne & Shirley” biting their hands…
Sounds like I need to make Anymouse the hostess at Oy Carumba!
I’ll consider any offers.
What you do in your off hours is none of Oy Carumbas! business.
I’ll be seating everyone tonight at Mikey’s & Mr. Pinko’s…
Please don’t forget to tip your waitress…
(AND FOR THE RECORD IT’S HOST NOT HOSTESS)
Hostess. I ain’t hiring Gordo McSweats a lot to greet my well heeled dining patrons.
If ya axe me, I think Juan Williams, Shep Smith, Neil Cavuto, and Chris Wallace should join CNN to boost their ratings. But that’s just me.
And yes, Geraldo too. FemAll
Mansfield lovell MAY 3, 2019 AT 3:47 PM
“Oy Caramba! She got a Quarter Ass. You could bounce a quarter off that ass and get back two dimes and a nickel!”
…sorry, that reminds me of a joke. Wanna hear it? Great!
A guy was going to his wedding night as a virgin, and he was desperately worried about disappointing his fresh new bride with his lack of skills. He goes to his best man, whose known as quite the rake, for advice.
…his friend thinks for a moment, and says, “well, for you, maybe a basic grinding motion will get your lady where you want her to be, but not get YOU too excited too quickly. You’ll probably need to practice it, though, so you don’t forget when things get hot.”
He gives him a nickel, a dime, a quarter, and a silver dollar.
“Put the nickel in your left front pocket, the dime in your right front pocket, the quarter in your right rear pocket, and the dollar in your left rear pocket.”
He does so, and asks what to do next.
“You’re gonna thrust your hips at each in order of the value of the coin. This will help you remember when your getting busy, and make you think a little so you don’t go off right away. Now try it.”
He moves his hips to the front left. “Nickel”. Then to the front right. “Dime”. Then to the rear right. “Quarter”. Then to the rear left. “Dollar”.
“Ok, you’re getting it. Just keep repeating that, practice it awhile, and it’ll be a habit when it gets heavy.”
He spends the night before the wedding just workin’ it, and gets to where he’s pleased with the rhythm. “Nickel….Dime….Quarter….Dollar….Nickel….Dime….Quarter….Dollar….Nickel….Dime….Quarter….Dollar….”…and goes to sleep that night, confident he can do his new husband thang.
…next day, get up, wedding, reception, and off to the hotel they go. His best man tells him with a wink, “Now don’t forget to follow the money!”
…finally alone with his blushing bride, and able to see ALL of her blush for the first time, he nearly loses his shot right there, but he chills down and remembers his training.
Now they’re together for the first time, and he starts off…Nickel….Dime….Quarter….Dollar….Nickel….Dime….Quarter….Dollar….and it’s evidently working because she moans in pleasure. Meanwhile, it feels SO good, he starts to speed it up.
Nickel…Dime…Quarter…Dollar…Nickel…Dime…Quarter…Dollar…
“Faster!” She pants in his ear.
Nickel..Dime..Quarter..Dollar..Nickel..Dime..Quarter..Dollar.Nickel.Dime.Quarter.Dollar.NickelDimeQuarterDollar NickelDimeQuarterDollar NickelDimeQuarterDollar NiDiQuaDol…
Unable to contain it any longer, he thrust full forwards at once and screams out,
………….BUCK FOURTY!
You’re going to name an establishment “Oy Caramba”, Senor Burr?
Dios Vey! Que Gevalt!
Hey Supernightshade, I actually added them up. You’re correct. A buck-forty. I think that’s a Bernie Sasnder’s joke. LOL
Oy Carumbas! starring Consuelos Cohn.
If that’s a Mexican weather girl, her rear end is bound to get much bigger.
Brett Kavanaugh has raped more women than CNN has viewers.
For some reason, ¡Oy Caramba! sounds to me like the name of one of those fancy knock-you-on-your-ass cocktails, maybe something made with 151° rum, tequila reposada, and absinthe.
It would be the sort of drink served in a joint called
El Shmeckel del Diablo.
Mmmmmmm… Mexican weather girls… 😍🤪
¡Oy Carambas! has free chips on Wednesdays……. between 4 and 430.
…if they have FREE chips, that’s a real stereotype buster, @Aaron Burr…
Between 4 and 430 on Wednesdays…… too subtle?
There are more Dodo Birds running around extinct then people watching CNN!
if there are people whose face can stop a clock then its fair to say that her body could cause the sun to shine!
Oh shoot. I wasn’t paying attention. What was the weather forecast? No that wasn’t the question. It was contrasting popularity of something. Wasn’t it?
Oh wait I think I remember now. I’d rather pitchfork out the winter time build up of manure and straw out of the barn stalls on a hot muggy summer day into the manure spreader then spread the stinky stuff on a hay field than watch the manure spread by CNN.
¡Dios mio! I’ve started something with this Oy Caramba crap.
Okay. Here goes.
I recco y’all invest in Apple stock cuz they is fixin’ to expand their market share in Central & South America. They’re gonna take their popular iPhone and relabel it the “iCaramba”