Ain’t that a kick in the nuts. If you go in for penis enlargement surgery, and nothing happens, you’d only be out some cash.
But there’s a very good chance you can end up leaving the hospital short-changed.
That’s not good.
But even worse, it could end up numb, too.
ht/ cynic
So if I go in for penis reduction surgery…
The unfortunate name for this unwanted result is known as “getting the short end of the stick”
Uh, hello there, might a ‘risque’ business to get into from the getgo…both sides…NUTS abound.
“A risk of penis enlargement surgery is penis shortening…”
…followed by declaring your candidacy for the Democrat nomination…
Best quit while you’re a-head.
In the locker room one day, A white guy was feeling a little “short changed” in that department, so he asked his black friend what he could do to get one more like the black guy’s. Black guy says to tie a 5 pound weight to it every day for a month. A week later, the black guy runs into the white guy and asks him how it is working. White guy says so far so good; it isn’t any bigger yet, but it’s turned black!
I want my 2 inches back.
…evidently, the surgery was successful in “Michelle’s” case…
The first frame was the shortest
The last frame has not been measured
The middle frames are just sooo right
Sundays are so far away
I tried, but nothing happened. Now what?
From: General London Medical Clinic
22 Downing Street,
London, E11, UK.
To: Mr. Elbert Jeives
11 Fendon Road, Forrest Gate,
London, E 19.
Dear Mr. Jeives
We are happy to inform you that the red blotches on your penis were not cancerous, but lipstick.
We regret the removal of your penis.
Abdul Omhar
UK Clinic Supervisor in Chief
“If you like your dick, you can keep your dick…”
And I see an ad for measuring tape. LOL
@Tony Я:
Be careful! Your plan could go horribly wrong if the surgery went horribly right.
So, Johnson is shortened to Jones?
Kind of like a country electing a closet gay, affirmative action traitor as its president.
If you’re feeling insecure in that department look for a woman with a correspondingly small vagina. There’s stories out there that they exist…………good luck.
Why don’t women make good architects or engineers? They grew up thinking 3″ were 6″.
Talk about getting dicked over by the hospital…
Hell! BEWARE looking at pictures of Rosie, Hillary, or any other dem biotch will result in the same condition.
The comments make the article worthwhile….LOL
Phil McCracken…..LOLLLOL)OOLLOLLOO
best friggin name yet….
All I need it for, is to be able to pee standing up. It’s plenty long for THAT…
…guy pulls his tube out on his wedding night, and it’s the first time his young bride ever saw it. It’s pretty small. She ask him, “Who do you think you’re gonna please with THAT?”
He replies, “ME!”
Groom to Best Man “How can I tell if my Bride’s a virgin?”
Best Man “Ask her to tell you what your man-part is – if she says ‘penix’ she’s a virgin, if she says ‘cock’ she’s experienced.”
Groom, on Honeymoon, pointing to his penix, to his bride “What do you call this?”
Bride “A penix.”
Groom “Thank goodness you didn’t say cock!”
Bride “No. A cock’s MUCH bigger than that!”
izlamo delenda est …