Holy smokes this is horrendous.
HT/ All Too Much
And the punk band O’Rourke was in, the one they reference in the video above, was equally horrendous.
I have an open mind, but… how can I say this? Does anyone remember the Plasmatics TV appearance on Tom Snyder’s Tomorrow show, the one where they blew up the Chevy Nova? Beto’s band sounds like the part where they blow up the Chevy Nova.
I am cringe-laughing.
Did Beto mean for this ad to go out? On purpose?
Yeah this is really going to appeal to us Texans (eyeroll).
I got to 34 seconds, is that a record?
Just goes to show… ya never stop learning.
I never knew my ears could squint!
‘I never knew my ears could squint!’
ROTFL!
J6P –
I made it 47 seconds…..then had this urge to hurl.
Absolutelyfuckingstupid. Squared. Beto belongs in the Ghetto.
Nauseating. Totally nauseating.
This is way more my style, remember it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDRXS4ACR7k
WAIT!!!!! That wasn’t parody?
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Mind bent now – Plasmatics saw them live in DC, early 80’s. Ran into a drummer I jammed with Mike Mantino. Only drummer I ever knew that played drums standing up! He was wearing a Donna Summer T-shirt with a giant diaper pin through her nose,,that’s when I knew Disco was dead. The NOVA was a no go at the concert.
LOL! Austinfaggots are furiously Faceborging this while the rest of the State is getting ready for bed and work in the a.m.
I made it 22 seconds. Real Texans think musicals are homo.
Freak show!
Polls say Beto is toast but there is always cheating by the dems to contend with. He should be penalized 50k votes for that video.
I have yet to hear anyone refer to him as Beta O’Rourke. Why is that? Did people forget the word?
Oh, and “Ted Cruz better watch his back!”.
Masturbeto doesn’t stand a snowballs chance in hell of being elected.
I know about eye-rolls.
Can we have ear-rolls and stomach-rolls, too?
I made it to 1:55.
Awful!
What is it about the lefty voter swooning over skinny men with sunken chests? I could win an arm wrestling match with this guy.
Play it loudly at the border as an invasion deterrent!
Play it in congress to rid it iof freeloading, lying representatives.
Use it as shock therapy in Washington, Oregon, California, Colorado, New York City, and other bastions of demoncratic insanity.
I think I’ll play it while out of my home to deter burglary, rats, insects, and other vermin.
A. spot on latino cultural representation.
B. we need to encourage the dems to make more of these. Nothing helps our side more than 2 minutes and some change of steam powered, rocket fueled asshattery.
I made it to 67 seconds… I’ll blame 20+ years of public education orchestrated desensitization in another state that shall not be named, and a functioning Y chromosome influenced by a pre-election nightcap…
KR
Play it all day and night at GITMO they will talk.
Uncle Al – I think it’s time to update to Beto projectile vomit and diarrhea. Got another one here going by the name of Jonny O. If you won’t use your real name to run on, enjoy the locker you’ve been stuffed in until Prom.
“Once you go pedo – er, I mean – ‘Beto’,…”
😉
Surprised it didn’t sound like this.
https://youtu.be/__MgLWD4cCY
Well, it appears he is favored in the Austin weirdo set.
Almost makes me wish I were deaf in my right ear too.
The Helen Kellers of the world may be much luckier than they know or able to appreciate.
old_oaks – What did we do to deserve that?
Nothing will appeal to the feminist progressive movement as effectively as a 1950s musical number featuring insipid young women who couldn’t land a role in “Grease.”
Wyatt – such as?
Lazlo made it 60 seconds.
It went by like a molasses avalanche in Manitoba in January.
* She said “Beto’s pole is rising”?
*Filmed in California, no doubt….
*Could this be any more insulting to the women of Texas?
So.
I saw the whole thing and uh… was this suppose to HELP him get votes or like, encourage everyone and their dog NEVER TO VOTE FOR BETO EVER because that was the ultimate cringe video.
It was like a gross ultra liberal YouTuber made a video about her favorite politician and had her two twitty friends help out and they filmed it in their front yard in one take during a cloudy Saturday afternoon.
…IT WAS BAD.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP
Damn, I just sent a shaft of vomit across the room that blew a hole in my sheet rock!
gin blossom – I just sent a sh*t rock across the room with the same results, and Bob Vila won’t answer his phone,,ugh,,,
Who needs PAC money when dumb-dump liberal celebrities will mainline you $62 million with a wink and a promise.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-texas-beto-orourke-fundraising-ted-cruz-20181012-story.html
Made it to 1:20 then had to let my brain rest.
I look forward to their follow up single “Boy, was I wrong.”
Robert Francis O’Rourke calls it the best thing done for his campaign, seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwXyjKYbP1k.talentlessbeto
I’m not sure what appalled me more–the throwback to the 50’s by a girl sporting tattoos, her replacing Beto’s wife in the family picture, her riding a pole in his truck, or her singing with a mouth full of hamburger. I half expected the dog at the end to pee on someone as it ran off camera.
Just ew. I have to go bathe in Purell now.
Reminds me of the kid that got bullied and had his lunch money taken from him in school…
Anything less would not have done justice to the essence of his base of support.