"A recession is two quarters in a row of negative growth."
— Howard Mortman (@HowardMortman) July 28, 2022
— President Clinton, Dec. 19, 2000 pic.twitter.com/h04jcPX7P3
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Recession? What recession?
I only have one question. And this is it. What term do you use to explain why my investments have lost over $90,000 for the period Jan 1/22 to Jun 30/22.
Not holding. My breath.
Citizen walks into the White House carrying a limp, lifeless economy.
Citizen: “I’d like to register a complaint about this economy.”
Biden: “Ah, yes. The American economy. What’s wrong with it?”
Citizen: “It’s in recession. That’s what’s wrong with it.”
Biden: “Nah, it’s resting. Look…”
Citizen: “Sir, I know an economy in recession when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.”
Biden: “The American economy requires lots of rest.”
Citizen: “Alright… if it’s resting, I’ll wake it up… HELLO, ECONOMY!! WAKEY WAKEY!!”
Biden: “There! It moved!”
Citizen: “It didn’t move. That was you extending unemployment benefits. ECONOMY! RISE AND SHINE! HERE IS YOUR GREEN NEW DEAL STIMULUS PACKAGE!”
Economy just lies there.
Citizen: “That’s what I call an economy in recession.”
Biden: “No, it’s recovering. After four years of such rampant growth, the economy needs time to recover from the traumatic stress of the previous administration.”
Citizen: “Look here, Joe. This economy is comatose. It’s a paperweight. It’s a monumental pile of fiscal failure. It’s a lifeless hulk rusting away in the junkyard of history. THIS is an economy in recession.”
Biden: “… it’s Trump’s fault…”
It’s pinin’ for Jerry Ford.
Mrs radiomattm – it’s not really money until you take it out and spend it; otherwise it’s just figures in a ledger.
Time are tough everywhere, not just the US. Of course Trump will save oh hell no hell no. Only cares about himself needs to be kicked to the curb.
Anon: your pharmacist called. Your prescription strength Kool Aid is ready.
Monty Python’s parrot sketch comes to mind.