A man said he built a chair for his bisexual daughter. Me thinks he just wanted to broadcast that he has a bisexual daughter, which means, deep down, he has issues with it.
“My daughter loves the chair, in what I think is the standard teenager “my weird dad does cool stuff sometimes” kind of way,” says Israel. “She is really excited about how much positive attention we’ve gotten for bi and non-binary folks.”
The man spent a few hours tweaking the design before finally building the chair in less than two hours. He says that everyone who wants to build their own Bi-Chair should be able to. “I redesigned the rustic chair I built to be a little simpler, and I have permission from Má to give those plans away from free,” says Israel.
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Only bisexuals sit like this?
Me thinks he’s an inferior carpenter who needed an excuse for his lack of skills and this sounded plausible as anything.
What if she/he wants to change which leg is resting?
I read the blurb and saw the picture. Could someone explain it to me please?
Yep. I’m officially a curmudgeon.
Dudish, chickish somethingOrOther would probably be confortable with an inverted chair.
A sex swing would be more appropriate.
My eyebrows are stuck in the WTF position.
Like most things Modern, it LOOKS uncomfortable to sit in never mind actually experience it. IOW any one of us would sit in it and BREAK it.
2 x 2 wood and 3/4 boards? BS non functional design
Yup – absolutely nothing straight about the chair or the occupant.
Is a “bisexual daughter” a boy who thinks he’s a girl, or a girl who thinks she’s a boy?
I wonder what its toilet looks like??
@perry
A disgusting mess…
Take them arms off that chair and you would almost have a decent chair to sit down and pick a few guitar tunes in… just sayin’
A coworker told me his middle school age daughter thinks she’s a dude. She wants to do the drugs and surgery. It’s tearing him apart trying to come to grips with it.
Bob Lablaw,
The way I see it the daughter goes both ways. The father & daughter are attention whores. The father announced he is a sexual deviant as well. ( No word from the mother.)
He has an Etsy store (on line) and intends to make money selling copies of the chair. Though he admitted he has white privilege, he’s sorry for that.
The daughter is still a teenager. It’s going to end in tears because she says she hates people on her shirt. She is really a self hating child and following a sexual fad.
Maybe an ELCTROshock chair can cure her! 🤔
That’s really what it’s all about isn’t it? Attention-seeking disorder.
“Look at me! I’m different and special, just like all the other weirdos out there!”
Dude builds ugly and uncomfortable children and likewise in the furniture department.
And yet he brags and posts about it.
What is the matter with these people?
Not much for tits on that dude.
Jethro,
It’s sad your coworker is trying to come to grips with his young, she’s probably 13 or 14, daughter and her attention seeking behavior. She has barely entered puberty and if the father allows the kid to do what she wants he is a moron. Most kids simply grow out of being gender confused. She probably wasn’t popular at school before she announced her mental illness.
The shirt explains everything.
in other words … it will take anything it’s lucky enough to attract
… begging is not a virtue
Looks like a good chair for Mary Pete.
Quite the brou haha over Mary Pete’s admission that he never got a combat ribbon while he served in the middle east.
They don’t give out combat ribbons for serving as a driver or for serving as a butler to a Rear Admiral.
He should have just taken the seat off of Obama’s Nantucket Bike and put a pink dildo on it!
Did this….MALE. Just solidify in wood….the offensive IDEA that THERE ARE ONLY TWO SEXES!?!?!?!??!
ffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!
Claw of Bluegrass is on it. Knock the stupid arms off and you can shift your pickin’ down into overdrive
And just think, she could grow up to be the Gov. or Orygone some day, looks like she’s more than qualified to take over for the Kate!
IMO God is Missing in the Lives of each and everyone of that Family.
It will not end well.
nnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!
too bad he’s not as good a father as he is a carpenter…
Jacks right. Whats missing here is God.
Jethro he needs to get his girl out of that school,they have their hooks in her and they will take her away from him.
You know what needs to be done, the school will work with CPS to turn her against her Dad.
Everyone in the school will fight the dad to the death to help her “change”.
If he can, take her out of state.
What a nightmare for him.
There is more to the story than he telling you,you can bet on it.
Some sort of abuse has happened.
Good luck Jethro.
Wonder if this poor girl was molested when she was young…
Is that “girl” manspreading? Or is that “boy” acting out of character? And what purpose does a drop seat serve for ANY of the 437 genders other than to expose whichever set of genitals they happen to possess at the moment to sexual manipulation? And even if that’s the purpose, it’s an awful design.
It’s funny that the father describes himself as “hetero appearing” when he looks gayer than a Pride parade.
Wait a second…. we need to out in front of this insanity and claim porch swings, lazy-boys, AND hammocks as hetero. Bi’s have a chair….gay people haven’t chimed in yet so I say we claim ottomans as well as dining room chairs.
I dunno’, gay people can have barstools. We have couches…they can have loveseats….. I can’t see any problems with this plan.
‘bisexual daughter’.
She wishes,,,
The perv father can build a giant version of this stupid thing and give Big Mike Obama a gift.
Romans 1:24-32
The solution, read v. 32.
See, Leviticus 20:13.
She needs to be holding a “Roast Me” sign…
“It’s funny that the father describes himself as “hetero appearing” when he looks gayer than a Pride parade.” – Won’t Say
I showed the pic to my wife, she has impeccable Gaydar.
Yep, looks gay as a football bat.
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Momma
Looks like dad didn’t do a very good job…of being a dad!
Normalizing perversion.
We allow this at our peril.
Look forward to a Babylonian exile … it’s coming.
izlamo delenda est …
Manspreading bad
Clamspreading good.
Jesus was a carpenter and I do believe he’s laughing at this junk being passed off as a chair.
Couldn’t he just turn a bar stool upside down?
A good old fashioned dunking chair would be much better for her!
Pat would never sit in that chair.