THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE… – IOTW Report

THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE…

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  1. Once when traveling through Hong Kong airport, I saw Gramma police state in uniform, and this miniature terrier as her bomb dog that was about two pounds. It was hilarious.

    Still don’t know if it was effective, but hell, you could conceal carry the dog it was so small. 🙂

  2. I live with a papillion that can lick anybody!

    (actually are tough little dogs that are commonly called squirrel spaniels that can grab squirrels behind the neck faster than your eyes can follow)

  3. My dachshund can be a ferocious foe is somebody threatens me. She can only reach about mid calf or ankles but she thinks she is a German Shepard when she sees a threat. Rescue dogs are loyal to their adopted humans.

  4. Cutest little doggie can be a real menace if you try to transport drugs.
    Homeland Security has a Brigade of Beagles at the border and don’t miss the Brigade of Plant and Pest detection Beagles at the SFO airport. The handlers often bring them through the terminal in formation much to the delight of everyone waiting for their flight.
    I’m thinking Dogs to control Congress!

  5. “Every Dachshund I ever met bit me on the ankles. EVERY SINGLE ONE.”

    While I don’t have that same experience, I can say I have only been nipped by dogs of that size. Some were Doxies. One only nipped if you walked too fast. Straight for your shoe and stopped when you did. Damn miniaturized hall monitor.

    I go into other people’s homes for a living. Big dogs are almost always cool. Zeus, the 70 pound pit bull I met this morning, was friendly with no aggression. Like usual.

    Side note: My dogs LOVE me coming home with the smell of other dogs on me. Weirdly, it’s the opposite with perfumes and women.

  6. Honestly, I could use a Doxie or other small dog bred for ratting.

    If I had the wherewithal to train one to fetch rats dead and alive from a house, that would be awesome.

    People would hire him just to watch. Maybe not the PeTA folks, but screw them.

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