I remember taking heat for this agitprop when I first created it. It was deemed “racist.”
An idiot could figure out that it was a comment on makeup, not race.
A story broke today about a porno actress who has been accused of abusing a girl under the age of ten. Her boyfriend was also arrested.
Her mugshot perfectly illustrates what I was talking about.
Without her bag of tricks, she is as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.
Smith is also known as “Mercedes Carrera.”
On Feb. 1, detectives served a search warrant at their residence and contacted them in the home. Detectives located a large amount of evidence corroborating the victim’s statement, the Sheriff’s Department said.
Additionally, detectives located methamphetamine and two loaded handguns in the home.
Detectives also learned the two suspects had their bedroom set up so that they could film and record various pornographic videos or web shows.
Whitney and Smith were detained and transported to the Rancho Cucamonga Station for interviews. At the conclusion of the interviews, both suspects were arrested and booked into West Valley Detention Center.
On Feb. 5, the case was presented to the San Bernardino County District Attorney’s Office in Rancho Cucamonga for review. After their review of the case, the DA’s office formally charged each suspect with eight counts of sexual acts with a child under 10 years old and one count of possession of a controlled substance while armed with a handgun. Both suspects were denied bail and remained in custody.
Detectives believe there may be additional victims and are releasing the booking photos of each suspect. Persons who have any information regarding this case are urged to contact the Rancho Cucamonga Police Detective Bureau at (909) 477-2800.
Of course your agitprop was deemed racist. Everybody knows that Black dudes can’t swim.
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Vietvet
Yea well, two years ago they had a black guy that was pretty solid as a swimmer in the Olympics. My taste in women has always leaned towards a flannel wearing beauty in a CJ5. My soft spot. Or was. No make up. If your looking at a hot individual with enough make up that it looks like Bondo on a bent fender, you get what you deserve. And I have some stories from some old room mates.
Eeeek!
A skank….run away, run away
LOL….
and here I thought you took them swimming on the first date so that they could NOT hide their “manly” equipment in a skin-tight bikini no matter how much “tape” they use to give them that rounded curve between their legs and after a while in water even duct-tape will come loose and let the “surprise” come bursting out before the blowjob can be given.
Besides, makeup cannot hide the other tell-tale signs of a tranny/drag queen and in today’s world just looking for the manly adams apple is clearly NOT enough anymore to ensure you are with a natural born female.
I admit it; I was wrong.
I could have *sworn* it was a Ladyboy…
Then again, looking at “her” >>without<< photo….
High maintenance……..
@Bad_Brad: Many years ago there was a series of jokes going around called “the world’s shortest books”. Had titles like “The Political Principles and Morals of Lyndon Johnson”, etc. Anyway, one of those titles was “Famous Blacks I have Met While Yachting”*.
I suspect “Famous Black Olympic Swimmers” would be even shorter.
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(* – I cleaned that title up a bit to make it more acceptable for today’s PC world.)
I love those articles where before makeup and after makeup is the subject. With lots of pictures.
Whats with those lips? If she had gills she could be cleaning algae off the walls of your fish tank.
Vietvet: “Negroes I’ve Met Whilst Yatching” is one of the shortest books in history.
Here’s a old joke not everybody’s going to enjoy. Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they’re ugly and they stink! I tell this joke alot. I’m also a lifelong bachelor if that says anything.🤔
“Mid-west, middle class, white people who have a yacht” is a very short book,….unless you count bass boats, kayaks and canoes.
Talk about bate and switch. The first photo of Mooshell is slightly more attractive than the second but they are both pretty ugly, especially when you consider what is in her heart.
THAT’S A MAN, BABY! 🤪
See!? If you right-wing, everything-gate, Nazis would let us murder all babies, these things couldn’t happen!
@Different Tim February 7, 2019 at 8:20 am
Is OM a Hindu mantra?
Or an agnostic prayer for feminist peace?
Yes, says the Buddhist koan.
When I met Eleanor for the first time, she looked like silent film star Florence Lawrence. After we got married, she looked more like D.H. Lawrence.
@gin blossom February 7, 2019 at 8:05 am
> If she had gills she could be cleaning algae off the walls of your fish tank.
A “true porn star” can breathe through her ears.
@Different Tim: Let me guess: Second grade, right? About the same time you heard the one about little Johnny F***erfaster?
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@Vietvet – Actually as a drunken adult at a party where the women were verbally abusing men. The guy that told the joke shut them right the hell up and made them scatter.
@Different Tim: Well, good for him. Sometimes you just have to fight fire with fire.
Viet vet
We did that “World’s Shortest Book” thing almost 10 years ago at IOTW. Great set up for humor; should do it again One of my sports related entries was
“Jewish Shotblockers Who Revolutionized The NBA
Prior to the state of the union I guarantee all those congress-critter women were getting makeovers, spa treatments, their hair done etc.
All day long, no time for anything else.
The men were likely working.
Don’t forget the sequel ” Asian NASCAR professionals we all know and love”