Gross testes in Grosse Tete-
In wild encounter, woman bites testicles of camel to escape, officials say.
A Florida woman freed herself from a camel by biting its testicles at the Tiger Truck Stop in Grosse Tete last week after she crawled into the animal’s pen to retrieve her dog and the camel sat on her, authorities said.
The woman’s husband had been throwing treats to their dog under Caspar the camel’s fence Thursday evening before the dog went inside, the Iberville Parish Sheriff’s Office said Sunday.
After the dog began interacting with the camel, the couple crawled in to get it, officials said. While inside, the camel sat on the woman and she bit the animal, a male dromedary, to get it off of her.
The investigation found that the couple had provoked the camel before it sat on the woman. “The camel did nothing wrong,” Hamilton said. “They (the couple) were aggressive. The camel was just doing its normal routine.”
Uh-uh. Nut touching it.
Sounds like my last date.
She bit both of them?
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I stopped at that place a while back on my way home from Florida. That’s probably the least weird thing to ever happened in Grosse Tete, LA.
The 🐪 camel said “what hump?”
After having gotten a taste of camel giggleberries, the woman was quoted as saying she enjoyed it so much she’d walk a mile for another one.
🙂
This absolutely gives her the creds to run
in the Democrats’ presidential primary.
Big Head LA? I think the camel was expecting something else.
Was she from Florida?
I saw this same show once. Joe the Camel and Stormy Daniels. It was hot.
Got to love Florida stories. They never fail to entertain.
“I bit his balls to get him off”… sounds like a totally different event when you quote it out of context.
michelle obama now goes by the name ‘Caspar?’
“I was just getting my dog and the camel sat on me.”
(in such a position that she could bite his balls – just happened to end up on her back with her head between the camel’s legs)
Sorry. Somethin don’t smell right about this.
I’m with the camel on this one.
izlamo delenda est …
Couldn’t this have waited until Wednesday?
Is this Casper Humphrey’s relative?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNnLnTfFJGM
ruckbuddy
Makes me wonder if the husband expected that to happen. She might be a GMO woman with some Pacu fish dna.
http://www.epicadamwildlife.com/2013/09/22/testicle-biting-fish-with-human-teeth/ .
Are those desert oysters or does mountain oysters still apply?
I saw the Camel cigarette Camel. He sure was limping.
Her husband’s friends call him squeaky.
We drive by that place several times a year on I-10. I always thought that Grosse Tete was french for Big Tits?
@mansfield lovell: I had a tête-à-tête with a local Frenchman, who informed me that it actually means “Big Head”.
🙂