What would you do if you were in this situation? pic.twitter.com/uRW5ZwSnXs
— FOX NIIGHT (@FOXNIIGHTGALAXY) February 17, 2024
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mother…
“Look’s like Meat is back on the table, boys”
Oooo…dark meat….my favorite…
I don’t have a caption but in my heart I would be reciting the Jesus Prayer .
(sounds of urine against cloth)
Checking in
Well I was wearing clean underwear.
You looking for me?
Sing her a song
https://youtu.be/KAVpqOG-HDY?si=fsQL98SyCBhF0MnP
Panicking doesn’t help… but it is quite possible I would… evacuate. 🙂
I did have a similar experience with a huge bison, when I was 13 at scout camp. Looked up and he was 10 yards away, grazing towards me. Backed away slowly.
BOO!
Slowly hit the UP Key
I hear you’re pro-neutering.
Shit myself.
I don’t think they let people go armed on that kind of tour, so I wouldn’t be there.
But if I were there, and armed, I would unholster a S&W 629 loaded with Buffalo Bore 265 gr. mono-metal .44 Magnum.
“Feets don’t fail me now!”
Push Me
OOPS
https://gcdnb.pbrd.co/images/4cb3aTtnwEu1.gif
PUSH ME
PULL ME
Dog Cached
H/T Mem Sticks
Narrator: It was at that moment, Devonte he knew he f*cked up.
Naaah, too fatty.
That’s what those little lasers are for.
“Hey, how’ya doin?”
Your urban jungle cred gets you no rep here.
can I help you maam ?
not much else you can do
So, was it “grab a TIGER by the toe”, or grab a N…”
Forgot the hood ornament. What about the guy shooting the video?
Hey kitty kitty…nice kitty kitty…I’m you’re your friend…
Cap’n Captain
I hope that is not a diesel fired lift
It sometimes billows black smoke upon ignition
Which is, of course, not dei approved
Back to you Captain, I mean Admiral
The lobster tank had nothing really appealing; let’s check out the cart-o-meat.
Dude – you paid for this. What did you expect?
Bet he is reconsidering black people’s love for the Motherland.
Who cares what the moron in the chair is thinking. Whats the lion thinking?
“Damn….another tough one.” How come they never put the tender young ones in that chair?
I would probably be praying that she had already eaten.
I’d be praying that I wake up from what, (hopefully), is a really bad nightmare.
“In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion eats tonight…”
Serving as lookout and doing it totally wrong.
Fortunately for him, it’s a girl lion; so she only eats white meat for the lower calories and fat content.
I borrow from the classics…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBKlVtnzdtI
“Helloooo Kitty!” 🐱
Don’t eye lock when prey
Pssss Psssss Pssss Here kitty kitty.
Pssss Psssss Pssss Here kitty kitty.
Jethro,
Your definition of tough or not is not yours in this can
Who’s a good kitty.
what’s new pussycat?
I’d tell the tour guide I’d give him that twenty I owed him if he got me outta this spot.
Circle of Life
“Sweet! I won’t have to eat on the run!”
And then, the dragons arrived.
What I find so fascinating is the look on that cat’s face. She is laser focused on him and doesn’t even blink once. Very unique stare for a wild animal.
Beautiful cat.
Meals on wheels.
Agreed, Claudia. The lioness is not only beautiful, she highly intelligent and stealth.
She has the look of surprise that turns into a steel gaze at her possible easy prey.
“What I find so fascinating is the look on that cat’s face. She is laser focused on him and doesn’t even blink once. Very unique stare for a wild animal.
Beautiful cat.”
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I know cat.
She’s thinking: Hmm. Food or friend?
I know my 11 pounder has that spirit.
fearful symmetry
“I’s hopin’ that White Bwana has his rifle out, loaded, and aimed.”
Turn and point at the guy taking the video and say “THERE! THERE is the Enemy!”
“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!”
When his anus puckered it tore the fabric of the seat.
Have another beer.
I think the chances here are better than driving the South side of Chicago.