A girl was stopped for suspected drunk driving. The officer discovered she wasn’t wearing pants, no panties, naked from the waist down… and she was indeed drunk.
So off to the pokey she went.
When she was released she called a friend to come pick her up. A couple of hundred yards away from the station her friend was pulled over.
She wasn’t wearing any pants, no panties, naked from the waist down… and she was drunk.
Story with video!
(The friend makes this one look like Jessica Alba.)
That’s a nasty scar lady.
Gosh. She had no pants, therefore authority immediately escorted her to the pokey?
The story here is not that they had no pants on, but that they were so drunk they couldn’t get their shirts off too.
And Pa. is a crucial election state/ We’re screwed.
‘scusting.
Yikes! I would have asked #2 to put her pants on over her head.
This is why Barry was so mad at Malaria. It wasn’t the toke, it was the fact that she left the party without her panties. Somebody has them, it’ll come up as a topic soon. Mark my words.
I’m guessing that they were sexting each other?
Let me be the first to use this one:
It’s Trump’s fault
Liquored up and pantless. Who hasn’t been there?
FULL MOON??
The old ‘Traveling Pants Sisterhood’ routine.
When I saw this, I somehow knew Mr. Hat would main page it asap. 🙂 Great Friday night thread.
“Those are leather seats! Do you realize how much scrubbing it’s going to take to clean off that little canoe stain? Have a little consideration, for Chrissakes!”
I’m not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.
On the internet, nobody can tell you’re not wearing any pants.
I think that there is an opportunity for a reality TV show here.
#pantlessdrivesmatter
Employment applications are up.
Eleanor’s not wearing any panties.
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Wait! No bra, either! OMG! 👿
“So off to the pokey she went.”
Patriarchal rape culture!
Every damn day I’m completely naked underneath all my clothes.
Muffin’ to see here. Two muffins, to be exact.
I suspect there’s an additional reagent involved. Meth?
Wonder if they had been drinking any of that famous Michigan
TAINTed water?
She was delivering an unwrapped taco to her hungry boyfriend! Save time that way!
Unfortunately, both were also stuck to the seat………
I broke my right wrist in June, I discovered the joys of going pant less. Poor doggies have a terrible view.