Those CVS receipts are finally paying off

26 Comments on Those CVS receipts are finally paying off

1. Something to consider, butt foist I’m workin my way thru “The Audacity of Hope” and “Hard Choices”

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2. OMG This, and scooting your a$$ across your toilet-paper-hoarding neighbor’s yard are great replacements for the toilet paper shortage.

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3. to quote Larry the Cable Guy … “I don’t care who you are, now that’s funny!”

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4. Sponge on a stick”

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5. ^^^ Sounds like Jeff Dunham’s new character!

   (Just don’t use Jalapeño on a steek…)

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6. ^ But there’s nothing inherently wrong with a Jalapeño scented (flavored?) steek. Wait, actually, there could be…

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7. For anyone who can’t find toilet paper, retailers still seem to have a good supply of kitty litter. Just sayin’.

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8. Stopped at Dollar General this morning to pickup my monthly 4-roll of Scotts. The 1/2 back wall of the store was empty. Cashier said it was full the day before and sold out in 5 hours. I lucked out and grabbed the last 250 pack of “Decorator Napkins”.
   Than walked down past the section that was fully loaded with Depends, and thought of what a wise Clay Davis said so many times,,,
   shittt.
   So I did a Biden/Hillary and bought a case of them.
   I am now ahead of this sham.

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9. Uncle Al- Now that’s whutcha call Tru Grit!

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10. If you’re contemplating your vanishing TP supply, and then note you’ve got that Costco bulk pack of sponges in your cupboard, you may decide to go the “sponge on a steek” route. But if your sponges are the ones with a soft side and a green scrubby side, remember: soft side OUT, scrubby side IN next to the steek, and use nylon fishing line and not sisal twine.

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11. There’s always all those yellow page books that you get every year but nobody uses anymore because of our devices!

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12. Bon Jovi comeback,,
    This headed again for the Top 40,,,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHninEp_96s
    “SOILED UNDERWEAR” (Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ On A Prayer”)
    Sure, their drunk but makes a whole new definition for Corona Virus,,

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13. Demolition Man
    Three sea shells
    https://youtu.be/n7nFEnFtvCM
    🐚 🐚 🐚

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14. I’m glad I’m just a short drive to the beach.

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15. You don’t know what it’s like to be without TP until you’re out in the woods walking the dog 4 miles from home and have a blowout. Grab nearby leaves and grass to cleanup as much as possible before pain kicks in. Then you have to decide to use underwear, socks, T-shirt, or dog tail to finish up. And believe me I know what it means when someone talks about filling boots.

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16. what’s the fuss?? use your hand.

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17. Uncle Al, (10:31), kitty litter? Just use a cat. Preferably the neighbors. They’re self-cleaning!

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18. Wipes, your force multiplier.

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19. @Outdoorjohn – declawed, preferably! (-;

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20. Muslims do not use New York Times. They use their hands. Places with lots of Muslims have lotsa Corona virus. Right Italy?

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21. Still, nothing is as satisfying as obama toilet paper. And it’s available everywhere:

    https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=obama+toilet+paper

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22. chit I tossed a 12 foot length of industrial strength toilet paper/receipt in the big can outside CVS, when I bought a pack of gum. Gone by now no doubt. Could have gotten a good price for it in a week or two.

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23. Anonymous: I have a roll of Obama toilet paper sitting on the top of the tank. Been saving it as a curiosity for visitors. I’m not ready to open it quite yet. Any takers?? Its the last one, it’ll go fast. I chit you not.

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24. I hoid Michelle isn’t worried about the situation until they start running out of rolls of Brawny®…

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25. ecp……….Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! erp! Been there done that.

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26. I don’t get the runs on TP.
    When I get the flu, I don’t eat, so I don’t shit.
    People are stupid.

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