Patriot Retort:
Who knew Band-Aids were a symptom of White Privilege?
Ah, okay, Bishop Talbert Swan.
You know, I think I’ve written about this guy before.
I don’t know anybody who goes searching for a Band-Aid that matches his skin color, do you?
It isn’t like finding the right make-up for pity’s sake.
Band-Aids don’t match anybody’s skin color.
Even that picture he posts kinda proves that. It isn’t like Where’s Waldo. I can see the damn Band-Aid on that arm because it doesn’t match the person’s skin.
Does anyone fear public scorn because the Band-Aid on his arm is a tone or two off?
“Honey, how about we eat out tonight.”
“What?! I couldn’t possibly be seen in public! My Band-Aid doesn’t match my skin!!”
Now, I’m an especially clumsy person. It’s kind of a running joke with people who know me. They snarkily tell me I need to be encased in bubble-wrap just to make it through a day unscathed. Oh, hardy-har. It is to laugh. more here
What’s he whining about?
https://www.amazon.com/Tru-Colour-Skin-Tone-Bandages-90-Count/dp/B00S9YX0P6/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=black+bandaids&qid=1560559904&s=gateway&sr=8-3
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Is he gonna fuss about a white tourniquet?
“No! Don’t put that on me! It’s oppressive!”
Idiot…
Ha! I have some Mighty Mouse band-aids. Of course, they are so old they probably don’t stick anymore. But, hey, the are Mighty Mouse – can’t throw them away. You never know when you will need him to save the day.
Most of the really big dildoes I’ve seen were black, so they have that.
Worse, when Mom puts on the Merthiolate and you get red skin
Pity the poor guys with a trucker’s tan.
Plaid Band-Aids. Problem solved.
Don’t forget the white women and their white bras. No white woman ever wears a black bra. Or at least if one does, I’d like to see photographic evidence!
All single people are gay and stupid. Married people with kidz know band aids only come in star wars and my lil’ pony varieties.
Claudia
JUNE 14, 2019 AT 9:01 PM
“Ha! I have some Mighty Mouse band-aids. Of course, they are so old they probably don’t stick anymore.”
…you mean the same Mighty Mouse that got cancelled for doing cocaine? Those ARE old!
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/b0Rm2yE
http://www.dorkly.com/post/80676/inappropriate-moments-in-kids-cartoons
If matching band-aids to skin is so important, why do they have Sponge-bob band-aids?
Boring. He’s just riffing off an old episode of M*A*S*H where a black amputee couldn’t accept the white leg until the priest painted it for him.
Aaron, when I was in the Air Force, I told my shop they have to use G I Joe band aids when they were in uniform.
I know, those white racists with their white bands-aids!
Just Google – Tampons for Blacks.
I dare you,,,
crickets,,,
yes, Eli and the cotton gin (‘cept during February, when that whole history month thingy is going on at PBS, Ken Burns American Rewritten Experience Special) is a must see!
The imbecile “Bishop” is so busy creating a racist scenario, he seems clueless about clear https://images.app.goo.gl/35bfdyuAUNTt8Sgv8
and liquid bandaids https://images.app.goo.gl/BVbdYygxM6ZBDmTx7
that have been around for a long time. It’s just about leftard narrative.
@Uncle Al, but isn’t that cultural appropriation of the Scottish culture? 😁
Next up on the WP list:
Calamine lotion
Bones
Milk of Magnesia
Chalk
Salt
Philadelphia Cream Cheese
Igloos
Teeth
ALSO white privilege windows and balconies
Black Councilman in Philadelphia Pushes to Make Bay Windows and Balconies Illegal Because They Symbolize Gentrification
https://www.unz.com/sbpdl/black-councilman-in-philadelphia-pushes-to-make-bay-windows-and-balconies-illegal-because-they-symbolize-gentrification-white-people-raising-property-values/
Bleed out then.
“White privilege” researched, invented, created, produced, and manufactured most of what is available and used by everyone who wants and/or needs the results of the efforts of intelligent, knowledgeable, and capable “privileged” entrepreneurs, usually very motivated and hard-working. Instead of complaining about what they don’t have, they should get to work themselves on the problem to produce for themselves what they believe they should have. And why don’t their own wealthy invest in backing any of their own entrepreneurs?
He can use duct tape. They have all kinds of colors and patterns. But he should make sure
to really pack it on, starting with his mouth area.
Idiot.
White Badge of Courage
The “Flesh” colored Crayola gets it next…
Should have turned on safe search before searching
“Tampons for Blacks”,
The “flesh” colored Crayola could be a 64 count set,
Color names will be less than impressive,