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Thugs Fail Miserably At Risk/Reward Assessment

Detroit-Two men are being sought in connection with the armed robbery Sunday morning of three boxes of honey buns from a Detroit gas station.

A man entered a gas station in the 8000 block of Woodward Avenue at about 1:30 a.m., police said.

Police said he walked over to the honey buns, picked up three boxes and headed for the door. The security guard tried to stop him and the thief pointed a gun at him, police said.

The thief told the security guard to “step back,” according to police.

Police said the thieves escaped in a gray Honda 2-door vehicle with a temporary tag in the back window.

The security guard was not injured.

Police believe that two men were involved in the robbery. The first thief is described as black with a dark complexion, 5 feet 11 inches tall, weighing 150 pounds, wearing a black T-shirt and dark shorts. The second man is described as black with a light complexion, 5 feet 7 inches tall, weighing 165 pounds, clean shaven, with a medium-size Afro, and was wearing a white T-shirt and beige Dickies pants.

Anyone with information is asked to contact Detroit police.

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I have some info. They are dumb as sh!t. But that doesn’t really narrow it down, does it?

I hope when they go to prison their nicknames are Honey Buns.

And I hope they get some sticky buns too.

ht/ annie

16 Comments on Thugs Fail Miserably At Risk/Reward Assessment

  1. The only kind of sticky bun I will even consider eating are mine or my neighbor’s homemade pecan carmel buns. Oh man, now I will be thinking of them all night. I might have to make them tomorrow. Way too many carbs and sugars for me. Dilemma!

  2. @ Bad Brad
    Thanks. Still laughing. My double density runs in the family. My mom and aunt would say something that had double meanings and if they realized it when they said it, I never really knew.

    Sometimes they’d start cracking up about 2 seconds after the double entendres left their mouths. My aunt is 98, sharp as a tack and still makes those double entendres. I think hers are intentional. No?

  3. EWWWWWW.

    I simply cannot put any Little Debbie product in my mouth, never mind chew and swallow. I find the over-the-top sweetness unbearably cloying.

    I will, however, knock over women and children to get to a bag of Wise potato chips.

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