Daily Caller: Ticket prices for the Clintons’ world tour have bottomed out, with prices as low as $11 at some locations.
Both Bill and Hillary Clinton have been trekking across the United States and Canada over the past few months and have dates set through May 2019. Audience members can pay to hear the power couple opine on current events and reflect on their legacy in American politics.
The New York Times’ Maureen Dowd paid $177 for her ticket, yet prices for future events have plummeted. read more
Hell, I’d pay $11.00 to hear a recording of their last breaths – or cough.
Wanna see the clintons fill a stadium like President Trump does?
Make the venue a trial for these two morally bankrupt, hornswaggling, criminal business partners for high crimes and treason!
The line to get in to see that will be two miles long!
I’ll need to sell three tickets just to get a Handle of Popov.
When they start paying folk to fill seats I’ll go.
If it’s within walking distance from my Hovel
If there are free snacks
If there are strippers wrestling in personal lubricant inside dumpsters
And midget bowling for prizes like microwave/convection ovens
And a balloon drop so I can watch Hilary’s rubber face go through all its possible contortions
No shame in their game.
If it were me going from $400k a gig to $11/seat, I’d figure it’s time to quit.
However, I’m not infected by liberalism, so I’ll also never have a GoFundMe.
How do you think the schmucks that paid full price feel?
Maureen Dowd paid $177. Sucker.
Wonder if the NY Slime reimbursed her?
“How do you think the schmucks that paid full price feel?”
Considering they’re lib-tards they probably felt empowered getting spit-roasted by their idols. Sorry if that caused a “visual”.
Next they’ll be saying they prefer “smaller venues” because they are more”intimate “.
I think that the Toronto debacle must have humiliated the two frauds. Hillary saw a lot of the empty venues during the campaign (although I’m sure the her handlers cushioned the shock with reasons for the sparse crowds that weren’t her fault) but this time it was her and her hubby in a “safe” (Toronto, Canada) that could be counted on as liberal which would mean a healthy attendance. Well it seems that Canadians may be catching on to their act and have given them the first hint that they’re on the way out. They should have remembered that Ontario just destroyed the provincial Liberal Party in the recent election. Anyway, Hilly and Bill thanks for dropping by.
If you think that’s bad, you should see what Stormy Daniels will do for eleven bucks these days…
Who is underwriting this financial disaster of a speaking tour? They must be loosing money hand over fist. Not to mention the Clintons losing face. I wonder why it hasn’t been cancelled.
The Clintons on their “This Is Spinal Tap” tour. Except that it is ticket prices going to 11 – not the amplifiers.
$11.00 is still too high, get them down to $1.00. Not ‘cause I’d go, I just want to laugh.
snap! They’re gonna be dead broke again.
…huh, maybe they could increase ticket sales if they quit letting ALL the sycophant reporters in for free, that’d net them MILLIONS…
Now at $6: https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/12/tickets-to-bill-and-hillarys-live-houston-show-sink-lower-now-at-6-soon-theyll-be-giving-them-away/
Someone suggested Trump should buy up a bunch of tickets and distrbute them to folks to go in MAGA hats and troll! Oh my.
Is Bill selling autographed cigars?
This is a glaring example of the fact Progs have absolutely, positively, without a shadow of doubt, no self-awareness.
They must be hoping the program and concert tee sales offset the ticket sale under performance.
I’m waiting for the end of the tour. They’re going to have a fireworks barge on the Hudson. Should be awesome.
Cue the sniper bullets! That’ll do it.
Just a couple of used up and worn out old whores.
I wonder for how much they could sell tickets to their public execution? After a fair trial, of course.
No problem. The most qualified candidate ever can just have another book ghost-written to make up for losses on ticket sales.