Tiger Woods got pulled over earlier this morning in Jupiter, FL and was arrested for a DUI. He was released later this morning, but not before his mug shot made the rounds.
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I ish a golfer and we got messed up lookin fer the nineteenth hole. Hic.
At least he didn’t drive off a bridge, kill a hooker, whack a homeless dude for ‘dissin’ him, or kill a van full of old people and kids.
But he could have. Good job coppers.
Poor guy. Never had a chance in life.
What the hell is wrong with this guy? He was a champion golfer, loved by millions, and married to a smokin’ hot blond model. What’d he, wake up one day and say, “I gotta F this all up and quick!”
Looks like he should have gone with the driver.
I never liked this guy when he was at the top of his game. Now I find myself pulling for him hoping he can get back on top.
He will have a heck of a tough time hitting out of that rough, right Johnny?
i think these idiots are a great learning opportunity for kids. You have outstanding examples to show to your kids where pride, arrogance and such lead one if their priorities are screwed up.
I used to always hear how sports is good for building character, I never bought into that line of reasoning. Seems there were more assholes who were sports stars all the way from little league all the way through the majors. It is the odd duck that is a real roll model.
Goes for the entertainment industry in general.
Has enough money to purchase his own taxi service.
Chooses to drive drunk instead.
Great golfer in his day, but I don’t remember anyone ever accusing him of being too smart.
How the high and mighty have fallen. Is this what having too much money does to you?
Man he must have been wasted…Look at those eyes? Oh wait.
Tiger Thai’d one on!
UBER is there for you.
Looks like his Asian genes are losing the contest for control.
Dude never played the race card. In fact he swatted comments and questions about race away. I’ll always give him that.
But I also hear that he was a notorious tightwad, even when he was raking in money hand over fist. Too cheap to grab a cab? This is going to cost him a lot more than cab fare.
Get it together Tiger.
I was a fan when he was kicking ass, he really did a lot for the game. But I think he is a bum now. The way I see it, he participated in, and benefited from, the creation of a false image. If he was John Daly’s running buddy and performed the way he did I would have liked the hell out of that. Instead, he pretended to be a great husband, dad, role model, you name it. In reality he is just another schmuck that was a great golfer. I hope he never wins again.
His eyes look like Garfield the cats.
Nice ‘drive’, doofus–right into the deepest sand trap of your life!
He’s fortunate he didn’t kill someone. If he got caught this time, how many other times did he do the same thing? How many times did local law enforcement let him off? He’s lucky he got caught without any real damage being done.
I truly hope he sobers up, or al least take Uber next time.
0.08% BAC. I am the first to deplore DUI but this is borderline. I don’t know anything further about the level of danger he posed.
Used to admire him, but he fell in with a bad bunch after his Dad passed. Like O.J. and others of that ilk. Pity. I hope he pulls through.
Basically Tiger has never recovered from the beating (well deserved) his first wife handed him…
Glad to see such a low life scumbag get a little of what’s coming to him.
What’s the Nike slogan again?
Just DUI It?
Tiger, you can’t take it with you.
Cheap ass is driving a 2015 car to boot!
Cop smells booze. “Arrogant” Woods says it’s prescription meds. Does Vicodin smell like gin? Why refuse a Breathalyzer test?
Better retire, boy, before you kill yourself, one way or another.
OJ’s getting out this year. How about a reality show with Tiger and The Juice?
“Shanks & Skanks”
“Two Cocky Jocks”
“White Women for You and Me”
Anything for attention. He’s a narcissist. If he can’t win on the golf course again, then infamy is just as good for this jerk. Odds aren’t good he doesn’t hit someone on the road in the future.
Damn you’all be opresssing him!
Stoopid phuck.